Match Report

	(9) 20	-	(4) 7
star junior united fc				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Hugo First 4, 15, 19, 25 (pen), 40, 48, 55, 63, 75, 82 (pen), 86 Richard Cranium 12, 90 Ariel Hassle 22, 79 Player Name 9063 30 (og) Kenny Dewitt 44 Winnie Bago 51 Val Crow 67 Ben Crobbery 71		Player Name 9066 9, 44 Player Name 9078 21, 69 Player Name 9063 33, 80 Player Name 9070 57

Match Statistics

4 4 2 Attacking	Formation	Christmas Tree
61	Possession	39
20	Shots	11
9	Fouls	5
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.Free 1		45
2	W.Bago		48
3	O.Whackew		48
4	B.Crobbery	(33)	48
5	L.Lyde 1	(66)	44
6	R.Cranium		48
7	K.Dewitt		46
8	V.Crow		46
9	J.Nasium		46
10	A.Hassle		48
11	H.First		48
12	W.Deer		0
13	N.Ovtime		0
14	J.Czarfunee		0
15	O.Whackew		0
16	E.Dover		0

1	P.Name 9062		48
2	P.Name 9063		37
3	P.Name 9066		34
4	P.Name 9067		0
5	P.Name 9071	(49)	32
6	P.Name 9073		38
7	P.Name 9076		0
8	P.Name 9077		0
9	P.Name 9078		38
10	P.Name 9070		30
11	P.Name 9074		28
12	P.Name 9072		0
13	P.Name 9064		0
14	P.Name 9061		0
15	P.Name 9075		0
16	P.Name 9069		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Hugo First	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
9 mins	Player Name 9066	with a great solo effort
12 mins	Richard Cranium	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
15 mins	Hugo First	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
19 mins	Hugo First	with a header from the penalty area
21 mins	Player Name 9078	with a great volley from 10 yards out
22 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a brave flying header
25 mins	Hugo First	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Player Name 9063	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
33 mins	Ben Crobbery	Being drunk
33 mins	Player Name 9063	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
37 mins	Hugo First	scuffed a penalty
40 mins	Hugo First	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
44 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
44 mins	Player Name 9066	from a free kick
48 mins	Hugo First	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
49 mins	Player Name 9071	Dangerous tackling
51 mins	Winnie Bago	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
55 mins	Hugo First	with the bumcheek of God
57 mins	Player Name 9070	with a header from the penalty area
63 mins	Hugo First	with a belter from the halfway line
66 mins	Lance Lyde 1	Flying a kite
67 mins	Val Crow	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
69 mins	Player Name 9078	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
71 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a great solo effort
75 mins	Hugo First	from a throw in
79 mins	Ariel Hassle	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
80 mins	Player Name 9063	with a thunderous shot from distance
82 mins	Hugo First	after ref awarded a penalty
86 mins	Hugo First	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
90 mins	Richard Cranium	with the hand of God

Match Report

star junior united fc dazzled with an humiliating 20 - 7 beating. We Play Like Girls looked little more than rabbits caught in headlights.
When star junior united fc's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
Otto Whackew failed to show for star junior united fc because he couldn't leave his house due to having bad hair. His manager said he was going to give him another chance because he's worth it.
Player Name 9063's own goal is was the kind of blunder he'll be having nightmares about for the rest of the season. And all of the next season. And the one after that… yup, that bad.
star junior united fc's attackers are a constant threat, as you could tell from the nervous wrecks they's made of the We Play Like Girls defence within 20 minutes.
We Play Like Girls's is clearly deeply in love with Christmas Tree. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
In reply to criticisms of his management after We Play Like Girls's defeat, replied: "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."
After his shocking performance, We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 9062 admitted he could kick himself for the mistakes he made. His manager told him not to bother, he'd only miss.

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