Match Report

	(13) 25	-	(2) 7
Wherearewe				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Manuel Labor 3, 20, 24, 31, 35, 38, 45, 61, 68, 71, 75, 82, 86, 89 Ariel Hassle 6, 64 Player Name 23347 9 (og) Bowen Arrow 13, 53, 57 Wayne Deer 17, 27 Winnie Bago 42, 78 Bud Weiser 49		Player Name 23350 18, 75 Player Name 23356 28 Player Name 23357 46 (pen) Player Name 23358 56, 66, 83

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	Christmas Tree
70	Possession	30
25	Shots	9
10	Fouls	14
3	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	L.Briccant		48
2	B.Weiser		48
3	W.Leggrowbach	(76)	48
4	S.Cola		48
5	L.Stooth		48
6	W.Deer		48
7	W.Bago	(38)	48
8	A.Hassle	(38)	48
9	B.Arrow		48
10	M.Labor		48
11	X.Money		0
12	A.Hassle		0
13	V.Veeta		0
14	W.Deer		0
15	H.Annsaw		0
16	E.Dover		0

1	P.Name 23342		27
2	P.Name 23343		0
3	P.Name 23346	(48)	27
4	P.Name 23347		33
5	P.Name 23351		25
6	P.Name 23353		30
7	P.Name 23356		29
8	P.Name 23357		42
9	P.Name 23358		25
10	P.Name 23350		32
11	P.Name 23354		30
12	P.Name 23352		0
13	P.Name 23344		0
14	P.Name 23341		0
15	P.Name 23355		0
16	P.Name 23349		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Manuel Labor	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
6 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a great volley from 10 yards out
9 mins	Player Name 23347	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
13 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
17 mins	Wayne Deer	with a great volley from 10 yards out
18 mins	Player Name 23350	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
20 mins	Manuel Labor	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
24 mins	Manuel Labor	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
27 mins	Wayne Deer	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
28 mins	Player Name 23356	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
31 mins	Manuel Labor	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
35 mins	Manuel Labor	with a powerful header into the top corner
38 mins	Ariel Hassle	Fighting with fans
38 mins	Winnie Bago	Fighting with fans
38 mins	Manuel Labor	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
38 mins	Player Name 23358	scuffed a penalty
42 mins	Winnie Bago	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
45 mins	Manuel Labor	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
46 mins	Player Name 23357	after ref awarded a penalty
48 mins	Player Name 23346	Repeated fouling
49 mins	Bud Weiser	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
53 mins	Bowen Arrow	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
56 mins	Player Name 23358	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
57 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
61 mins	Manuel Labor	from a goal kick
64 mins	Ariel Hassle	from a free kick
66 mins	Player Name 23358	with the hand of God
68 mins	Manuel Labor	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
71 mins	Manuel Labor	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
75 mins	Manuel Labor	with a dink right on the goal line
75 mins	Player Name 23350	with a lovely move from the right wing
76 mins	Wilma Leggrowbach	Head butting
78 mins	Winnie Bago	from a goal kick
82 mins	Manuel Labor	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
83 mins	Player Name 23358	with a brave flying header
86 mins	Manuel Labor	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
89 mins	Manuel Labor	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

Wherearewe must have thought all their Christmases had come at once. Such was the extent of their thumping 25 - 7 rout of We Play Like Girls it looks like they got a few birthdays and some bank holidays thrown in for good measure.
Dnuma Llovsnej must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
Wherearewe had so much of the ball We Play Like Girls must have thought they were playing against Brazil. Albeit a fatter, slower, much less skilful version.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. We Play Like Girls's Player Name 23342 is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
Today Wherearewe's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day.
Ariel Hassle and Winnie Bago picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Brian Blinker would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Brian Blinker stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Wherearewe go out in 4 4 2 formation we're still looking for it.
"The one thing the manager has given us is grit, determination and resolve," frothed a fan after this 25 - 7 Wherearewe win.
After this disgraceful performance the We Play Like Girls supporters are in little doubt their side are magic. They'll soon be disappearing from this division.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Windy

Soft Pitch