Match Report

	(8) 16	-	(4) 8
Wolverton Real FC nd				Bayern Bru FC
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Dwayne Pipes 5, 10, 67 Des Buratto 16, 31, 52, 57, 72, 83 Renee Sance 21, 36 Adam Sapple 26, 41 Shirley Knot 46 Robin Meeblind 62 Adam Sapple 78		Wayne Deer 9, 34, 42, 84 Emma Roids 18, 66, 74 Adam Meway 51

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	Sweeper
59	Possession	41
17	Shots	9
35	Fouls	10
6	Yellow Cards	1
2	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Psycho	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Choke		47
2	R.Sance	(13,47)	45
3	S.Knot		48
4	R.Meeblind		46
5	B.Free	(30)	48
6	E.Whatarmy		44
7	A.Sapple	(40,83)	43
8	D.Buratto	(21)	48
9	D.Pipes	(72)	47
10	A.Sapple		46
11	H.Mungous	(72)	45
12	D.Whackew		0
13	W.Leggrowbach		0
14	R.Ingleaves		0
15	A.Tricity		0
16	V.Lay		0

1	E.Roids	(13)	45
2	V.Tire	(21)	47
3	H.Seek		47
4	S.Cola		48
5	A.Choke		47
6	E.Ible		0
7	B.Board		46
8	J.Czarfunee		47
9	A.Meway		47
10	E.Roids		48
11	W.Deer		48
12	N.Retired 2	(13)	46
13	R.Banks		0
14	L.Retired 4	(63)	46
15	A.Birthday		0
16	M.Retired 5	(63) (21) (60)	47


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
9 mins	Wayne Deer	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
10 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a belter from the halfway line
13 mins	Renee Sance	Shirt pulling
13 mins	Emma Roids	A mild concussion
16 mins	Des Buratto	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
18 mins	Emma Roids	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
21 mins	Des Buratto	Repeated diving
21 mins	Vlad Tire	A mild concussion
21 mins	Renee Sance	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
26 mins	Adam Sapple	with a strike from the left wing
30 mins	Bjorn Free	Scrapping
31 mins	Des Buratto	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
34 mins	Wayne Deer	with a great solo effort
36 mins	Renee Sance	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
40 mins	Adam Sapple	Repeated diving
41 mins	Adam Sapple	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
42 mins	Wayne Deer	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
46 mins	Shirley Knot	with the bumcheek of God
47 mins	Renee Sance	Spitting
51 mins	Adam Meway	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
52 mins	Des Buratto	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
57 mins	Des Buratto	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
58 mins	Wayne Deer	blasted a penalty into row z
60 mins	Midas Retired 5	Time wasting
62 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
63 mins	Midas Retired 5	A mild concussion
66 mins	Emma Roids	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
67 mins	Dwayne Pipes	from a corner
72 mins	Hugh Mungous	Stealing
72 mins	Dwayne Pipes	Stealing
72 mins	Des Buratto	from a goal kick
74 mins	Emma Roids	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
78 mins	Adam Sapple	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
83 mins	Adam Sapple	Time wasting
83 mins	Wayne Deer	A mild concussion
83 mins	Des Buratto	with a strike from the left wing
84 mins	Wayne Deer	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
89 mins	Dwayne Pipes	blasted a penalty into row z

Match Report

Wolverton Real FC nd taught Bayern Bru FC a lesson they won't forget. By the end they were having trouble keeping track of the 16 goals scored against them. Maybe the lesson should have been maths.
Marty Connolly must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
Ed Ible didn't make an appearance for Bayern Bru FC because he'd been grounded by his parents for a week after he was caught interfering with family dog.
With a performance like this, Bayern Bru FC's Niklas Retired 2 gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
Bayern Bru FC's midfield had a nightmare today and will have sleepless nights about it.
2 Wolverton Real FC nd players were booked after Lewis Lummox discovered they'd stolen the oppositions half time oranges.
There are less suitable formations for Wolverton Real FC nd's squad than 1 8 1, but jon piper would be advised to ignore those too.
"I don't think Bayern Bru FC knew what hit them," defender Hugh Mungous told a reporter after the game. "We just pulled the rugs out from under their carpets."
Like Cinderella can Bayern Bru FC go from rags to riches after a result like this? They need to do something, at the moment they're just pumpkins.

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Lewis Lummox

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