Match Report

	(2) 3	-	(6) 13
Wolverton Real FC nd				Hammer Legends
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Des Buratto 24 Al Luminum 34 BrightonJNR Early 67		Chanda Lear 8, 32 Robin Banks 15, 47, 65, 73 Lance Lyde 22 Adam Sapple 27 Wayne Deer 38, 69 Hayden Seek 51 Justin Case 58 Jim Nasium 76

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	4 4 2
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	16
27	Fouls	9
7	Yellow Cards	2
6	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	8
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Psycho	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	R.Ingleaves		46
2	L.DeHand	(6,20)	47
3	S.Knot	(58,71)	48
4	A.Luminum	(35,40)	47
5	B.Free	(14,25)	48
6	A.Sapple	(31,47)	43
7	D.Buratto		48
8	B.Early	(54)	47
9	A.Sapple		46
10	V.Lay	(64,79)	47
11	A.Choke		45
12	D.Whackew		0
13	W.Leggrowbach		0
14	H.Mungous		0
15	A.Tricity		0
16	R.Meeblind		0

1	S.Hislop		48
2	L.Lyde	(25)	47
3	A.Sapple	(26)	46
4	J.Nasium		44
5	H.Seek	(79)	46
6	B.Frapples	(63)	44
7	W.Deer		47
8	R.Banks		43
9	J.Case		46
10	D.Druff		45
11	C.Lear		47
12	B.Nessround		0
13	S.Knot	(79)	48
14	W.Dipoo	(25)	46
15	V.Lay		0
16	T.Cottee**		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Len DeHand	Obstruction
8 mins	Chanda Lear	with a belter from his own half
12 mins	Des Buratto	blasted a penalty into row z
14 mins	Bjorn Free	High kicking
15 mins	Robin Banks	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
20 mins	Len DeHand	Dangerous tackling
22 mins	Lance Lyde	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
24 mins	Des Buratto	with a great volley from 10 yards out
25 mins	Bjorn Free	Shirt pulling
25 mins	Lance Lyde	A broken thumb
26 mins	Adam Sapple	No apparent reason
27 mins	Adam Sapple	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
31 mins	Adam Sapple	Repeated fouling
32 mins	Chanda Lear	with a belter from the halfway line
34 mins	Al Luminum	with a strike from the left wing
35 mins	Al Luminum	Faking injury
38 mins	Wayne Deer	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
40 mins	Al Luminum	Faking injury
43 mins	Chanda Lear	scuffed a penalty
47 mins	Adam Sapple	Head butting
47 mins	Robin Banks	with a powerful header into the top corner
49 mins	BrightonJNR Early	blasted a penalty into row z
51 mins	Hayden Seek	from a goal kick
54 mins	BrightonJNR Early	Repeated diving
54 mins	Chanda Lear	blasted a penalty into row z
58 mins	Shirley Knot	Squabbling
58 mins	Justin Case	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
62 mins	Chanda Lear	scuffed a penalty
63 mins	Bob Frapples	Annoying the referee
64 mins	Val Lay	Head butting
65 mins	Robin Banks	with the hand of God
67 mins	BrightonJNR Early	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
69 mins	Wayne Deer	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
71 mins	Shirley Knot	Obstruction
73 mins	Robin Banks	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
76 mins	Jim Nasium	with a header from the penalty area
79 mins	Val Lay	No apparent reason
79 mins	Hayden Seek	A broken thumb

Match Report

Hammer Legends ran Wolverton Real FC nd off the park with a 13 - 3 massacre.
Hammer Legends's defence are going to have to find somewhere else to keep their wallets. They've still got Wolverton Real FC nd's attack in their pockets.
Robin Meeblind missed the Wolverton Real FC nd game claiming it was his time of the month and he had terrible period pains.
Wolverton Real FC nd's keeper, Russell Ingleaves, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
You'd have to brick up the Hammer Legends's goal for it to be as safe as it is with this defence in front of it.
With a ridiculous 15 booking, there was little time left for any football.
The match was abandoned after 79 minutes due to a lack of players, the final score stands.
"The lads ran their socks into the ground out there today," said manager Nigel Coombs. "I told them we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow. I think we did that."
Wolverton Real FC nd are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

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