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MATCH REPORT
Thu, 29 Jan 2026 (Day: 34/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Mon, 26 Jan 2026
 
(11) 21 - (3) 6
Green Ducks   Mersey Whites
Division Pos:9
  Division Pos:16
 
Goal Scorers
Player Name 57378 4, 8, 11, 25, 39, 53, 60, 64, 67, 86, 90
Player Name 57372 14
Player Name 57377 18, 42, 46
Player Name 57376 28, 36
Player Name 57364 32, 81
Player Name 57370 71 (pen)
Player Name 57379 74  
Player Name 13750 10
Player Name 13756 25
Player Name 13757 45, 73, 82
Player Name 13753 52  
 
Match Statistics
4 2 4Formation3 2 2 3
67Possession33
21Shots9
9Fouls13
2Yellow Cards2
0Red Cards1
4Offsides2
LongballStylePassing
Counter AttackInstructionCounter Attack
NormalAggressionNormal
BladesBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1P.Name 5736130
2P.Name 5736530
3P.Name 5736333
4P.Name 5736426
5P.Name 573670
6P.Name 5737244
7P.Name 57373 (33)32
8P.Name 5737629
9P.Name 57377 (56)43
10P.Name 5737932
11P.Name 5737824
12P.Name 573690
13P.Name 573660
14P.Name 573600
15P.Name 573750
16P.Name 57370 (56) (69)32
1P.Name 1374225
2P.Name 13743 (30,84)34
3P.Name 13746 (56)30
4P.Name 137470
5P.Name 1375136
6P.Name 1375331
7P.Name 1375635
8P.Name 1375743
9P.Name 137580
10P.Name 1375035
11P.Name 137540
12P.Name 137520
13P.Name 137440
14P.Name 137410
15P.Name 137550
16P.Name 137490
 
Time   Person Description
 4 minsPlayer Name 57378from a throw in
 8 minsPlayer Name 57378with a header from the penalty area
 10 minsPlayer Name 13750after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
 11 minsPlayer Name 57378from a throw in
 14 minsPlayer Name 57372with a great solo effort
 17 minsPlayer Name 13742scuffed a penalty
 18 minsPlayer Name 57377with a header from the penalty area
 25 minsPlayer Name 57378after a pigeon distracted the keeper
 25 minsPlayer Name 13756after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
 28 minsPlayer Name 57376with a great chip from the left wing
 30 minsPlayer Name 13743Indecent exposure
 32 minsPlayer Name 57364with a lucky rebound off the keeper
 33 minsPlayer Name 57373Scrapping
 36 minsPlayer Name 57376with a little side heel inside the six yard box
 39 minsPlayer Name 57378from a throw in
 42 minsPlayer Name 57377with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 45 minsPlayer Name 13757with a header from the penalty area
 46 minsPlayer Name 57377with a spectacular bicycle kick
 52 minsPlayer Name 13753with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 53 minsPlayer Name 57378with the bumcheek of God
 56 minsPlayer Name 13746Time wasting
 56 minsPlayer Name 57377A mild concussion
 56 minsPlayer Name 57378blasted a penalty into row z
 60 minsPlayer Name 57378with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 63 minsPlayer Name 13742scuffed a penalty
 64 minsPlayer Name 57378with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 67 minsPlayer Name 57378with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
 69 minsPlayer Name 57370Dangerous tackling
 71 minsPlayer Name 57370after ref awarded a penalty
 73 minsPlayer Name 13757from the dressing room
 74 minsPlayer Name 57379with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
 78 minsPlayer Name 57364blasted a penalty into row z
 81 minsPlayer Name 57364with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
 82 minsPlayer Name 13757with a brave flying header
 84 minsPlayer Name 13743High kicking
 86 minsPlayer Name 57378with a spectacular bicycle kick
 90 minsPlayer Name 57378from a corner
 
 
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Match Report
The chances of avoiding the drop aren't quite in the realms of hopeless yet, but it's going to take a super-human effort to pull survival out of the bag this season.
mark huupo must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
Green Ducks had so much of the ball, Mersey Whites asked the ref to stop the game and check their was only one ball on the pitch.
Mersey Whites keeper Player Name 13742 was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
Give the Mersey Whites strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box.
Green Ducks's Krombopulos Michael is clearly deeply in love with 4 2 4. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
If Green Ducks are this season's runaway train, next week's opposition must be hoping there'll be a derailment soon.
It wasn't so much an off day for Mersey Whites, it was more like a day when someone forgot to switch them on in the first place.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Simon Pieman
 
Windy
 
Hard Pitch
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