Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(3) 6
We Play Like Girls				Tiptop Warriors
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Player Name 23354 8, 30, 49, 70, 89 Player Name 23356 16, 76 Player Name 23358 23 Player Name 23353 36 Player Name 23350 43, 83 Player Name 23357 56, 63		Rose West 12, 83 Fred West 24, 36, 48, 71

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
31	Possession	69
13	Shots	18
10	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	9
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 23342		27
2	P.Name 23343		32
3	P.Name 23346	(90)	27
4	P.Name 23347		33
5	P.Name 23351		25
6	P.Name 23353		30
7	P.Name 23356		29
8	P.Name 23357		42
9	P.Name 23358		25
10	P.Name 23350		32
11	P.Name 23354		30
12	P.Name 23352		0
13	P.Name 23344		0
14	P.Name 23341		0
15	P.Name 23355	(90)	34
16	P.Name 23349		0

1	J.Ripper		48
2	A.Fish		0
3	P.Lopez		0
4	J.Dahmer	(90)	45
5	R.Meeblind		0
6	J.Fritzel		46
7	C.Chi-Tat Ng		47
8	W.Piece		0
9	C.Manson		48
10	R.West		47
11	F.West		48
12	D.Nilsen		0
13	J.Pomeroy		0
14	W.Gacy		0
15	E.Kemper		0
16	M.Hindley		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Tiptop Warriors	changed from Normal to Psycho
8 mins	Player Name 23354	with a great solo effort
12 mins	Rose West	with the bumcheek of God
16 mins	Player Name 23356	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
23 mins	Player Name 23358	with a powerful header into the top corner
24 mins	Fred West	with a powerful header into the top corner
30 mins	Player Name 23354	with a spectacular bicycle kick
36 mins	Player Name 23353	with a spectacular bicycle kick
36 mins	Fred West	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
43 mins	Player Name 23350	with a dink right on the goal line
48 mins	Fred West	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
49 mins	Player Name 23354	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
56 mins	Player Name 23357	from the dressing room
59 mins	Fred West	blasted a penalty into row z
63 mins	Player Name 23357	with a strike from the left wing
70 mins	Player Name 23354	with a great chip from the left wing
71 mins	Fred West	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
76 mins	Player Name 23356	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
83 mins	Player Name 23350	from a free kick
83 mins	Rose West	with a powerful header into the top corner
89 mins	Player Name 23354	with a brave flying header
90 mins	Jeffrey Dahmer	Fighting with fans
90 mins	Player Name 23346	A broken leg

Match Report

The groundsmen are going to be working overtime to repair the penalty areas after We Play Like Girls barely left them for the duration of this 13 - 6 massacre of Tiptop Warriors.
Today We Play Like Girls's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day.
Myra Hindley was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Butterfingers? After watching Tiptop Warriors's goalie Jack Ripper you'd be forgiven for thinking he has butterarms, butterhands and butterlegs. Must do butter… sorry, better.
You'd have to brick up the We Play Like Girls's goal for it to be as safe as it is with this defence in front of it.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the Christmas Tree formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary.
"I have to admit after being beaten in this manner I'm running out of ideas," moaned manager William Coomber. "We're down to the bare knuckles."
A quick maths lesson is probably now in order for Tiptop Warriors. How many points will they need to win to avoid facing the drop?

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