The Division Tue, 27 Jan 2026

	(11) 23	-	(6) 13
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Bill Ding 3, 9, 22 (pen), 25, 35, 41, 63, 67, 73, 79, 85 Renee Sance 6, 54 Adam Bomb 15, 45 Alec Tricity 19, 76 Andy Gravity 29 Robin Banks 51, 57, 70, 88 Jose Frayed 82		Player Name 9074 6, 16, 32 Player Name 9063 11, 85 Player Name 9077 21 Player Name 9073 27 Player Name 9070 48, 53, 69, 75 Player Name 9076 64 Player Name 9078 79

Match Statistics
Diamond		Formation		Christmas Tree
62		Possession		38
23		Shots		13
7		Fouls		3
0		Yellow Cards		3
0		Red Cards		0
4		Offsides		3
Longball		Style		Use Wings
Counter Attack		Instruction		Attacking
Pansy		Aggression		Normal
Blades		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 64909 34 2 P.Name 64903 0		1 P.Name 9062 0 2 P.Name 9063 (66) 35 3 P.Name 9066 (61) 33 4 P.Name 9067 0 5 P.Name 9071 31 6 P.Name 9073 36 7 P.Name 9076 44 8 P.Name 9077 43 9 P.Name 9078 37 10 P.Name 9070 30 11 P.Name 9074 28 12 P.Name 9072 0 13 P.Name 9064 0 14 P.Name 9061 0 15 P.Name 9075 0 16 P.Name 9069 0

Time		Person	Description
3 mins		Bill Ding	with a great solo effort
6 mins		Renee Sance	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
6 mins		Player Name 9074	with the hand of God
9 mins		Bill Ding	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
11 mins		Player Name 9063	from a throw in
13 mins		Adam Bomb	blasted a penalty into row z
15 mins		Adam Bomb	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
16 mins		Player Name 9074	from a throw in
19 mins		Alec Tricity	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
21 mins		Player Name 9077	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
22 mins		Bill Ding	after ref awarded a penalty
25 mins		Bill Ding	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
27 mins		Player Name 9073	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
29 mins		Andy Gravity	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
32 mins		Player Name 9074	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
35 mins		Bill Ding	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
41 mins		Bill Ding	with a great chip from the left wing
43 mins		Player Name 9070	scuffed a penalty
45 mins		Adam Bomb	with the bumcheek of God
48 mins		Renee Sance	blasted a penalty into row z
48 mins		Player Name 9070	from a corner
51 mins		Robin Banks	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
53 mins		Player Name 9070	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
54 mins		Renee Sance	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
57 mins		Robin Banks	from a corner
59 mins		Player Name 9070	blasted a penalty into row z
61 mins		Jose Frayed	Foul and abusive language
61 mins		Player Name 9066	Foul and abusive language
63 mins		Bill Ding	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
64 mins		Player Name 9076	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
66 mins		Player Name 9063	Spitting
67 mins		Bill Ding	with a flick on
69 mins		Player Name 9070	with a strike from the left wing
70 mins		Robin Banks	from a corner
73 mins		Bill Ding	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
75 mins		Player Name 9070	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
76 mins		Alec Tricity	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
79 mins		Bill Ding	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
79 mins		Player Name 9078	with a great chip from the left wing
82 mins		Jose Frayed	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
85 mins		Bill Ding	with a brave flying header
85 mins		Player Name 9063	with a flick on
88 mins		Robin Banks	with a lucky rebound off the keeper

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Match Report

This is surely going to be one that We Play Like Girls will want to put behind them as quickly as possible. To call being beaten 23 - 13 losing' would understate things slightly. If this is how master tactician sam o_neill plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess! The only hope We Play Like Girls have of turning goalie Player Name 9062 into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts. A disgraceful defensive performance from We Play Like Girls. Their centre backs couldn't even challenge Anneka. Jose Frayed and Player Name 9066 had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card. There are less suitable formations for We Play Like Girls's squad than Christmas Tree, but would be advised to ignore those too. "I think on balance that we gained more from the game than they did," pontificated the We Play Like Girls boss. "The one thing they did get from the game was the points." You'd think at 23 - 13 We Play Like Girls would have made their point. There was plenty left in the tank which should leave We Play Like Girls shuddering at how much worse it could have been.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Michael McLintock	Windy	Hard Pitch