Match Report

	(11) 24	-	(4) 9
Bayern Bru FC				Mersey Whites
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Wayne Deer 6, 9, 13, 16, 23, 27, 33, 40, 46, 50, 57, 60, 67, 70, 76, 79, 88 Ed Ible 20 Vlad Tire 30, 53 Joe Czarfunee 43 Adam Meway 63 Emma Roids 73, 83		Player Name 13756 10, 19, 54 Player Name 13751 28, 80 Player Name 13750 45, 71 Player Name 13757 63, 89

Match Statistics

Sweeper	Formation	3 2 2 3
54	Possession	46
24	Shots	11
8	Fouls	19
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
0	Offsides	1
Continental	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	E.Roids	48
2	V.Tire	47
3	H.Seek	47
4	S.Cola	48
5	A.Choke	47
6	E.Ible	47
7	B.Board	46
8	J.Czarfunee	47
9	A.Meway	47
10	E.Roids	48
11	W.Deer	48
12	N.Retired 2	0
13	R.Banks	0
14	L.Retired 4	0
15	A.Birthday	0
16	M.Retired 5	0

1	P.Name 13742	25
2	P.Name 13743	34
3	P.Name 13746	30
4	P.Name 13747	31
5	P.Name 13751	36
6	P.Name 13753	0
7	P.Name 13756	35
8	P.Name 13757	43
9	P.Name 13758	0
10	P.Name 13750	35
11	P.Name 13754	34
12	P.Name 13752	0
13	P.Name 13744	0
14	P.Name 13741	0
15	P.Name 13755	0
16	P.Name 13749	0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Wayne Deer	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
9 mins	Wayne Deer	with a strike from the left wing
10 mins	Player Name 13756	with a strike from the left wing
13 mins	Wayne Deer	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
16 mins	Wayne Deer	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
19 mins	Player Name 13756	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
20 mins	Ed Ible	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
23 mins	Wayne Deer	with a great solo effort
27 mins	Wayne Deer	from a goal kick
28 mins	Player Name 13751	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
30 mins	Vlad Tire	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
33 mins	Wayne Deer	with the bumcheek of God
36 mins	Wayne Deer	blasted a penalty into row z
37 mins	Player Name 13742	scuffed a penalty
40 mins	Wayne Deer	from a free kick
43 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
45 mins	Player Name 13750	with the hand of God
46 mins	Wayne Deer	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
50 mins	Wayne Deer	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
53 mins	Vlad Tire	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
54 mins	Player Name 13756	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
57 mins	Wayne Deer	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
60 mins	Wayne Deer	with a brave flying header
63 mins	Adam Meway	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
63 mins	Player Name 13757	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
67 mins	Wayne Deer	with a great chip from the left wing
70 mins	Wayne Deer	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
71 mins	Player Name 13750	with a great volley from 10 yards out
73 mins	Emma Roids	with a thunderous shot from distance
76 mins	Wayne Deer	with a spectacular bicycle kick
79 mins	Wayne Deer	with a belter from the halfway line
80 mins	Player Name 13751	with the hand of God
83 mins	Emma Roids	with a belter from his own half
88 mins	Wayne Deer	with a lovely move from the right wing
89 mins	Player Name 13757	with the hand of God

Match Report

Bayern Bru FC take themselves to 6th place with a useful win.
A strict diet of Jogging, Jogging and a little more Jogging has seen Bayern Bru FC's stamina levels shoot up.
There's no excuse to miss a game. Player Name 13758 missed this game with the excuse "a near-death experience. " After this defeat, it wasn't an excuse his manager accepted easily.
Player Name 13757 added to his haul scoring with the hand of God to end the match with 2 to his name.
Bayern Bru FC's attackers are a constant threat, as you could tell from the nervous wrecks they's made of the Mersey Whites defence within 20 minutes.
Unusually, there wasn't a single booking made in the entire match. Not one. The ref was dumbfounded.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the Sweeper formation look impressive, Bayern Bru FC however make it look very ordinary.
"We ended up playing football, and that's not our style," claimed the frustrated Mersey Whites boss after his side's defeat. "It's a result that's really thrown a spanner in the fire."
So near yet so far. All Mersey Whites had to do to secure a draw was score a mere 24 times. Not too much to ask.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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