Match Report

	(2) 6	-	(7) 14
We Play Like Girls				Tiptop Warriors
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Player Name 9077 11 Player Name 9067 23 Player Name 9076 60 Player Name 9073 68 Player Name 9070 76, 84		Fred West 4, 22, 60, 71, 79, 84 Jeffrey Dahmer 9 Rose West 18, 27, 36, 45, 51, 55 Charles Chi-Tat Ng 89

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
37	Possession	63
10	Shots	18
3	Fouls	24
2	Yellow Cards	7
0	Red Cards	2
3	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 9062		47
2	P.Name 9063		0
3	P.Name 9066	(32)	33
4	P.Name 9067	(75) (58)	43
5	P.Name 9071		30
6	P.Name 9073		36
7	P.Name 9076		43
8	P.Name 9077	(48)	43
9	P.Name 9078		37
10	P.Name 9070		30
11	P.Name 9074		28
12	P.Name 9072		0
13	P.Name 9064	(83) (75)	36
14	P.Name 9061		0
15	P.Name 9075	(32)	43
16	P.Name 9069	(83)	30

1	J.Ripper		48
2	A.Fish	(48)	48
3	P.Lopez	(64)	47
4	J.Dahmer	(32,56)	45
5	R.Meeblind	(23,83)	48
6	J.Fritzel	(9)	46
7	C.Chi-Tat Ng	(40)	47
8	W.Piece		0
9	C.Manson	(16)	48
10	R.West		47
11	F.West		48
12	D.Nilsen		0
13	J.Pomeroy		0
14	W.Gacy		0
15	E.Kemper		0
16	M.Hindley		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	Tiptop Warriors	changed from Normal to Psycho
4 mins	Fred West	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
9 mins	Josef Fritzel	Dangerous tackling
9 mins	Jeffrey Dahmer	with a powerful header into the top corner
11 mins	Player Name 9077	with a belter from the halfway line
14 mins	Rose West	scuffed a penalty
16 mins	Charles Manson	Squabbling
18 mins	Rose West	with a flick on
22 mins	Fred West	from the dressing room
23 mins	Robin Meeblind	Repeated diving
23 mins	Player Name 9067	with a flick on
27 mins	Rose West	with a brave flying header
32 mins	Jeffrey Dahmer	Shirt pulling
32 mins	Player Name 9066	A mild concussion
32 mins	Rose West	blasted a penalty into row z
36 mins	Player Name 9062	scuffed a penalty
36 mins	Rose West	with a great solo effort
40 mins	Charles Chi-Tat Ng	Indecent exposure
41 mins	Rose West	scuffed a penalty
45 mins	Rose West	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
48 mins	Albert Fish	Head butting
48 mins	Player Name 9077	Head butting
50 mins	Player Name 9062	blasted a penalty into row z
51 mins	Rose West	from a throw in
55 mins	Rose West	with a strike from the left wing
56 mins	Jeffrey Dahmer	Shirt pulling
58 mins	Player Name 9067	Flying a kite
60 mins	Player Name 9076	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
60 mins	Fred West	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
64 mins	Pedro Lopez	Being drunk
68 mins	Player Name 9073	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
71 mins	Fred West	with a header from the penalty area
75 mins	Player Name 9067	A broken collar bone
76 mins	Player Name 9070	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
79 mins	Fred West	with a great chip from the left wing
83 mins	Robin Meeblind	Obstruction
83 mins	Player Name 9064	A broken arm
84 mins	Player Name 9070	with a great volley from 10 yards out
84 mins	Fred West	with a header from the penalty area
89 mins	Charles Chi-Tat Ng	with a great volley from 10 yards out

Match Report

There are some important lessons that We Play Like Girls's manager should take from this crushing 14 - 6 defeat at the hands of Tiptop Warriors. Fielding a team that can at least offer some resistance would be the main one.
Tiptop Warriors may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
Warren Piece was omitted from today's team due to "gone on holiday. " Will he make his place back after the remaining men took all three points.
It was such a bad match for We Play Like Girls goalie Player Name 9062 that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
If We Play Like Girls's defence was a boat, the holes it sprung today would call for a life jacket. Sinking, like their team's season.
If these teams put as much effort into winning the ball as they did getting into the ref's little black book, they'd be in the Premiership by now. 11 players were booked.
Albert Fish and Player Name 9077 were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Tiptop Warriors go out in 4 4 2 Attacking formation we're still looking for it.
"William Coomber is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had." Fred West ranted after this win.
The one upside to getting beaten so thoroughly is that Paxo will be knocking on We Play Like Girls's door come Monday morning with an offer for sponsorship.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Rainy

Soft Pitch