Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(6) 9
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Player Name 8394 4, 11, 36 (pen), 42, 53, 76, 88 Player Name 8391 23 Player Name 8396 30, 48 Player Name 8387 65, 71 Player Name 8397 82		Player Name 6357 6, 12, 29, 34 Player Name 6354 17 Player Name 6356 23 Player Name 6358 46, 63 Player Name 6343 80

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	4 1 4 1
44	Possession	56
13	Shots	14
14	Fouls	17
2	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 8382		0
2	P.Name 8383	(70)	33
3	P.Name 8386		28
4	P.Name 8387		32
5	P.Name 8391	(48)	28
6	P.Name 8393		28
7	P.Name 8396		31
8	P.Name 8397		41
9	P.Name 8398	(44)	24
10	P.Name 8390		29
11	P.Name 8394		29
12	P.Name 8392	(48)	42
13	P.Name 8384		0
14	P.Name 8381		0
15	P.Name 8395		0
16	P.Name 8389		0

1	P.Name 6342		30
2	P.Name 6343	(25)	33
3	P.Name 6346		27
4	P.Name 6347	(70)	31
5	P.Name 6351		0
6	P.Name 6353		32
7	P.Name 6356		32
8	P.Name 6357		39
9	P.Name 6358		30
10	P.Name 6350		30
11	P.Name 6354		34
12	P.Name 6352		0
13	P.Name 6344		0
14	P.Name 6341		0
15	P.Name 6355		0
16	P.Name 6349		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 8394	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
6 mins	Player Name 6357	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
11 mins	Player Name 8394	with a dink right on the goal line
12 mins	Player Name 6357	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
17 mins	Player Name 8391	blasted a penalty into row z
17 mins	Player Name 6354	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
23 mins	Player Name 8391	with a dink right on the goal line
23 mins	Player Name 6356	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
25 mins	Player Name 6343	Spitting
29 mins	Player Name 6357	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
30 mins	Player Name 8396	with a powerful header into the top corner
34 mins	Player Name 6357	with a lovely move from the right wing
36 mins	Player Name 8394	after ref awarded a penalty
40 mins	Player Name 6358	blasted a penalty into row z
42 mins	Player Name 8394	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
44 mins	Player Name 8398	Shirt pulling
46 mins	Player Name 6358	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
48 mins	Player Name 8391	A broken finger
48 mins	Player Name 8396	with a dink right on the goal line
53 mins	Player Name 8394	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
59 mins	Player Name 8387	blasted a penalty into row z
63 mins	Player Name 6358	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
65 mins	Player Name 8387	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
68 mins	Player Name 6358	blasted a penalty into row z
70 mins	Player Name 6347	Foul and abusive language
70 mins	Player Name 8383	Foul and abusive language
71 mins	Player Name 8387	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
74 mins	Player Name 6358	blasted a penalty into row z
76 mins	Player Name 8394	with a great volley from 10 yards out
80 mins	Player Name 6343	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
82 mins	Player Name 8397	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
88 mins	Player Name 8394	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half

Match Report

We Play Like Girls showed their class as well as 11 clean pairs of heels to take the points from this game with a deserved 13 - 9 win.
If he leads by example then We Play Like Girls manager graeme russell must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 6351 made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone.
We Play Like Girls hot shot Player Name 8394 chose the right game to invite his Mrs to, scoring 7 goals.
We Play Like Girls's manager heiko kraut has struck it lucky with his strikers. They're both like gold dust.
Player Name 6347 and Player Name 8383 had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
We Play Like Girls's graeme russell experiment with the 4 1 4 1 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
We Play Like Girls's winning manager heiko kraut commented after the game: "It goes to show there's no alternative to quality. Well, graeme russell's team found one. But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
The one thing you can say in We Play Like Girls's favour is they're not bad losers. From where we were sitting they looked pretty good at it.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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