The Division Fri, 2 Jan 2026

	(9) 18	-	(3) 8
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Player Name 26839 3, 20, 63, 83 Player Name 26837 7, 12, 24, 28, 36, 46, 55 Player Name 26836 33, 59, 87 Player Name 26832 41, 74 Player Name 26827 51 Player Name 26833 70		Player Name 8394 9, 26, 67, 76 Player Name 8396 19, 50 Player Name 8391 59 Player Name 8397 84

Match Statistics
4 3 3 Attacking		Formation		3 5 2 Attacking
70		Possession		30
21		Shots		8
15		Fouls		10
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
6		Offsides		1
Use Wings		Style		Continental
Attacking		Instruction		Defensive
Normal		Aggression		Pansy
Studded		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 26820 34 2 P.Name 26825 34 3 P.Name 26829 34 4 P.Name 26828 34 5 P.Name 26827 (74) 31 6 P.Name 26832 40 7 P.Name 26830 34 8 P.Name 26833 27 9 P.Name 26836 28 10 P.Name 26837 40 11 P.Name 26839 32 12 P.Name 26821 0 13 P.Name 26823 0 14 P.Name 26824 0 15 P.Name 26831 0 16 P.Name 26838 0		1 P.Name 8382 0 2 P.Name 8383 (50) 33 3 P.Name 8386 28 4 P.Name 8387 (59) 32 5 P.Name 8391 28 6 P.Name 8393 28 7 P.Name 8396 31 8 P.Name 8397 41 9 P.Name 8398 24 10 P.Name 8390 29 11 P.Name 8394 29 12 P.Name 8392 0 13 P.Name 8384 0 14 P.Name 8381 0 15 P.Name 8395 (50) 34 16 P.Name 8389 0

Time		Person	Description
3 mins		Player Name 26839	from a free kick
7 mins		Player Name 26837	with a belter from the halfway line
9 mins		Player Name 8394	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
12 mins		Player Name 26837	with a brave flying header
16 mins		Player Name 26827	blasted a penalty into row z
19 mins		Player Name 8396	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
20 mins		Player Name 26839	with a powerful header into the top corner
24 mins		Player Name 26837	with the bumcheek of God
26 mins		Player Name 8394	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
28 mins		Player Name 26837	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
33 mins		Player Name 26836	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
36 mins		Player Name 26837	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
41 mins		Player Name 26832	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
43 mins		Player Name 8396	scuffed a penalty
46 mins		Player Name 26837	with a brave flying header
50 mins		Player Name 8383	A broken finger
50 mins		Player Name 8396	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
51 mins		Player Name 26827	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
55 mins		Player Name 26837	from a corner
59 mins		Player Name 8387	Repeated fouling
59 mins		Player Name 26836	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
59 mins		Player Name 8391	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
63 mins		Player Name 26839	from the dressing room
67 mins		Player Name 26827	scuffed a penalty
67 mins		Player Name 8394	with a belter from his own half
70 mins		Player Name 26833	with a header from the penalty area
74 mins		Player Name 26827	Time wasting
74 mins		Player Name 26832	with a dink right on the goal line
76 mins		Player Name 8394	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
79 mins		Player Name 26827	scuffed a penalty
83 mins		Player Name 26839	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
84 mins		Player Name 8397	from a goal kick
87 mins		Player Name 26836	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside

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Match Report

A magnificent display by We Play Like Girls saw them obliterate We Play Like Girls 18 - 8. We Play Like Girls's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today. Training this week for We Play Like Girls will be mainly an introduction to a round bag of wind called a football. We Play Like Girls need no introduction judging by the amount of possession they had in this 18 - 8 win. We Play Like Girls's keeper Player Name 8382 is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling. Quick, pass the dictionary to the We Play Like Girls defenders, they need to look up the word 'tackle'. Actually if you did pass it to them, they'd only lose it to one of We Play Like Girls's strikers. We Play Like Girls look about as convinving playing in the 3 5 2 Attacking formation as they would if boss heiko kraut sent them out in dresses. "In all honesty, it was a game we should have won," claimed manager heiko kraut. "We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result." Watching We Play Like Girls is a very educational experience for their boss, heiko kraut. During games like this he reads a book.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Terrence Frisk	Normal	Hard Pitch