The Division Fri, 2 Jan 2026

	(3) 5	-	(12) 22
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Player Name 22383 15 Player Name 22382 30 (pen), 72 (pen) Player Name 22398 44, 58		Player Name 47854 4, 7, 17, 20, 27, 33, 40, 43, 49, 56, 58, 65, 71, 74 Player Name 22387 11 (og) Player Name 47856 14 Player Name 47843 24 Player Name 47852 37 Player Name 47858 47, 62 Player Name 47853 52 Player Name 47850 68

Match Statistics
4 5 1		Formation		2 3 2 1 2
38		Possession		62
5		Shots		22
10		Fouls		14
3		Yellow Cards		2
3		Red Cards		1
2		Offsides		4
Continental		Style		Longball
Defensive		Instruction		Defensive
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Studded		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 22382 30 2 P.Name 22383 32 3 P.Name 22386 (50,75) 31 4 P.Name 22387 (20,29) 32 5 P.Name 22391 0 6 P.Name 22393 26 7 P.Name 22396 (44,50) 31 8 P.Name 22397 0 9 P.Name 22398 27 10 P.Name 22390 0 11 P.Name 22394 29 12 P.Name 22392 0 13 P.Name 22384 0 14 P.Name 22381 0 15 P.Name 22395 0 16 P.Name 22389 0		1 P.Name 47842 32 2 P.Name 47843 (20) 33 3 P.Name 47846 (44,65) 26 4 P.Name 47847 30 5 P.Name 47851 29 6 P.Name 47853 32 7 P.Name 47856 (29) 28 8 P.Name 47857 44 9 P.Name 47858 28 10 P.Name 47850 32 11 P.Name 47854 34 12 P.Name 47852 (29) 40 13 P.Name 47844 0 14 P.Name 47841 0 15 P.Name 47855 0 16 P.Name 47849 0

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Player Name 47854	with a great chip from the left wing
7 mins		Player Name 47854	from a free kick
11 mins		Player Name 22387	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
14 mins		Player Name 47856	with a lovely move from the right wing
15 mins		Player Name 22383	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
17 mins		Player Name 47854	from a corner
20 mins		Player Name 47843	Foul and abusive language
20 mins		Player Name 22387	Foul and abusive language
20 mins		Player Name 47854	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
24 mins		Player Name 47843	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
27 mins		Player Name 47854	with a lovely move from the right wing
29 mins		Player Name 22387	Head butting
29 mins		Player Name 47856	A bruised shoulder
30 mins		Player Name 22382	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins		Player Name 47854	blasted a penalty into row z
33 mins		Player Name 47854	with a thunderous shot from distance
37 mins		Player Name 47852	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
40 mins		Player Name 47854	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
43 mins		Player Name 47854	with a header from the penalty area
44 mins		Player Name 47846	Foul and abusive language
44 mins		Player Name 22396	Foul and abusive language
44 mins		Player Name 22398	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
47 mins		Player Name 47858	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
49 mins		Player Name 47854	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
50 mins		Player Name 22386	Fighting with fans
50 mins		Player Name 22396	Fighting with fans
52 mins		Player Name 47853	with a belter from his own half
56 mins		Player Name 47854	with a belter from the halfway line
58 mins		Player Name 22398	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
58 mins		Player Name 47854	with a powerful header into the top corner
62 mins		Player Name 47858	from a throw in
65 mins		Player Name 47846	Shirt pulling
65 mins		Player Name 47854	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
68 mins		Player Name 47850	with a great volley from 10 yards out
71 mins		Player Name 47854	with a powerful header into the top corner
72 mins		Player Name 22382	after ref awarded a penalty
74 mins		Player Name 47854	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
75 mins		Player Name 22386	Scrapping

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Match Report

"22 - 5 to the We Play Like Girls" might not rhyme, but it sounds like the best song in the world when you've just scored 22 goals against We Play Like Girls with precious little reply. The team's performance is credit to the We Play Like Girls manager Daniel Shell and his decision to send his team Trip to the beach. Player Name 47844 didn't turn out for We Play Like Girls because he'd just got a new game for his PS2 and couldn't tear himself away. Watching Player Name 22387 swiping at the ball over and over again in a vein attempt to clear his lines, it was almost tragic that the poor lad could only succeeded in sticking it past his floundering keeper for an own goal of cringing proportions. We Play Like Girls's defence are going to have to find somewhere else to keep their wallets. They've still got We Play Like Girls's attack in their pockets. Player Name 22386 and Player Name 22396 picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Terence Trendy would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Terence Trendy stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them. The match was abandoned after 75 minutes due to a lack of players, the final score stands. "At the end of the day we just ran out of legs," admitted losing manager Adam Hawkins. "When they scored I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." Losing 22 - 5 has to be a low point for We Play Like Girls. Maybe it'll act as a wake-up call. Judging by this performance though they're very heavy sleepers.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Terence Trendy	Hot	Normal Pitch