Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(8) 18
Rocket Rangers				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Player Name 1330 13, 60, 78, 85 Player Name 1338 24, 36 Player Name 1336 71		Player Name 47854 4, 14, 17, 23, 32, 65, 68, 75 Player Name 47857 11, 46, 53 Player Name 47856 20, 72 Player Name 47858 30, 83, 87 Player Name 47843 50, 62

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
33	Possession	67
7	Shots	18
3	Fouls	15
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
1	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 1322		31
2	P.Name 1323	(27)	32
3	P.Name 1326		0
4	P.Name 1327		35
5	P.Name 1331		32
6	P.Name 1333	(90)	31
7	P.Name 1336		27
8	P.Name 1337		0
9	P.Name 1338		28
10	P.Name 1330		33
11	P.Name 1334		0
12	P.Name 1332		0
13	P.Name 1324		0
14	P.Name 1321		0
15	P.Name 1335	(27)	35
16	P.Name 1329		0

1	P.Name 47842		32
2	P.Name 47843		33
3	P.Name 47846	(27,70)	26
4	P.Name 47847		30
5	P.Name 47851		29
6	P.Name 47853		32
7	P.Name 47856		28
8	P.Name 47857		44
9	P.Name 47858		28
10	P.Name 47850		32
11	P.Name 47854		34
12	P.Name 47852		0
13	P.Name 47844		0
14	P.Name 47841		0
15	P.Name 47855		0
16	P.Name 47849		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 47854	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
7 mins	Player Name 47854	blasted a penalty into row z
11 mins	Player Name 47857	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
13 mins	Player Name 1330	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
14 mins	Player Name 47854	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
17 mins	Player Name 47854	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
20 mins	Player Name 47856	with a header from the penalty area
23 mins	Player Name 47854	from the dressing room
24 mins	Player Name 1338	with a thunderous shot from distance
26 mins	Player Name 47858	blasted a penalty into row z
27 mins	Player Name 47846	Repeated fouling
27 mins	Player Name 1323	A mild concussion
30 mins	Player Name 47858	from a corner
32 mins	Player Name 47854	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
36 mins	Player Name 1338	with a flick on
36 mins	Player Name 47843	scuffed a penalty
39 mins	Player Name 47843	blasted a penalty into row z
43 mins	Player Name 47843	scuffed a penalty
46 mins	Player Name 47857	with a strike from the left wing
49 mins	Player Name 1322	blasted a penalty into row z
50 mins	Player Name 47843	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
53 mins	Player Name 47857	with a powerful header into the top corner
56 mins	Player Name 47854	scuffed a penalty
59 mins	Player Name 47854	blasted a penalty into row z
60 mins	Player Name 1330	with a spectacular bicycle kick
62 mins	Player Name 47843	with a thunderous shot from distance
65 mins	Player Name 47854	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
68 mins	Player Name 47854	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
70 mins	Player Name 47846	Unsporting behaviour
71 mins	Player Name 1336	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
72 mins	Player Name 47856	from a free kick
75 mins	Player Name 47854	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
78 mins	Player Name 1330	with a thunderous shot from distance
79 mins	Player Name 47858	blasted a penalty into row z
83 mins	Player Name 47858	from the dressing room
85 mins	Player Name 1330	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
87 mins	Player Name 47858	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
90 mins	Player Name 1333	Dangerous tackling
90 mins	Player Name 1322	blasted a penalty into row z

Match Report

Rocket Rangers will just want to go home and forget this astonishing 18 - 7 thumping by a We Play Like Girls side who just don't know when to stop. Maybe they could have spared their blushes if they just stayed at home in the first place.
If this is how master tactician Daniel Shell plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
Total football? We Play Like Girls might have some tips after dominating possession for almost the entire 90 minutes.
Player Name 47858 could have banged them in all afternoon. He decided to stop though after his hat trick much to the relief of Rocket Rangers.
A terrible day for Rocket Rangers's midfield, they couldn't even pass wind.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 2 3 2 1 2 was a good stab, unfortunately for Daniel Shell most of his squad are best on the bench.
"We were very, very, very poor," admitted Rocket Rangers boss Lewis Brian. "We are dismal at the moment, but we need to be positive about our prospects."
With We Play Like Girls scoring so freely questions need to be asked of the opposition. The most obvious being did they actually turn up? If so, why did they bother?

Extra Information

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