Match Report

	(6) 11	-	(8) 16
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Player Name 5754 6 Player Name 5757 12, 71, 76 Player Name 5746 17 Player Name 5743 29 Player Name 5758 35, 47 Player Name 5741 40 (pen), 52 Player Name 5750 83		Player Name 54318 10, 59, 71 Player Name 54317 15, 21, 31, 41, 74, 83, 87 Player Name 54314 26, 64 Player Name 54307 36 Player Name 54313 45, 67 Player Name 54312 55

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	3 2 2 3
34	Possession	66
12	Shots	18
14	Fouls	14
2	Yellow Cards	3
2	Red Cards	1
2	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 5742		0
2	P.Name 5743	(49,78)	34
3	P.Name 5746		25
4	P.Name 5747	(25,53)	35
5	P.Name 5751		25
6	P.Name 5753		27
7	P.Name 5756		32
8	P.Name 5757		41
9	P.Name 5758		29
10	P.Name 5750		29
11	P.Name 5754	(23)	29
12	P.Name 5752		0
13	P.Name 5744		0
14	P.Name 5741	(23)	30
15	P.Name 5755		0
16	P.Name 5749		0

1	P.Name 54302		28
2	P.Name 54303		0
3	P.Name 54306		31
4	P.Name 54307	(49,80)	32
5	P.Name 54311		31
6	P.Name 54313		30
7	P.Name 54316	(25)	29
8	P.Name 54317	(23)	43
9	P.Name 54318	(53)	24
10	P.Name 54310		32
11	P.Name 54314		34
12	P.Name 54312	(25)	43
13	P.Name 54304		0
14	P.Name 54301		0
15	P.Name 54315		0
16	P.Name 54309		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Player Name 54318	blasted a penalty into row z
6 mins	Player Name 5754	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
10 mins	Player Name 54318	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
12 mins	Player Name 5757	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
15 mins	Player Name 54317	with a spectacular bicycle kick
17 mins	Player Name 5746	with a thunderous shot from distance
21 mins	Player Name 54317	with a great volley from 10 yards out
23 mins	Player Name 54317	Head butting
23 mins	Player Name 5754	A mild concussion
23 mins	Player Name 5743	scuffed a penalty
25 mins	Player Name 5747	Time wasting
25 mins	Player Name 54316	A mild concussion
26 mins	Player Name 54314	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
29 mins	Player Name 5743	from a corner
31 mins	Player Name 54317	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
35 mins	Player Name 5758	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
36 mins	Player Name 54307	with a dink right on the goal line
40 mins	Player Name 5741	after ref awarded a penalty
41 mins	Player Name 54317	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
45 mins	Player Name 54313	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
47 mins	Player Name 5758	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
49 mins	Player Name 5743	Head butting
49 mins	Player Name 54307	Head butting
50 mins	Player Name 54314	scuffed a penalty
52 mins	Player Name 5741	with a great chip from the left wing
53 mins	Player Name 54318	Foul and abusive language
53 mins	Player Name 5747	Foul and abusive language
55 mins	Player Name 54312	with the hand of God
59 mins	Player Name 54318	from the dressing room
64 mins	Player Name 54314	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
65 mins	Player Name 5757	blasted a penalty into row z
67 mins	Player Name 54313	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
71 mins	Player Name 5757	with a belter from his own half
71 mins	Player Name 54318	from a goal kick
74 mins	Player Name 54317	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
76 mins	Player Name 5757	with a great volley from 10 yards out
78 mins	Player Name 5743	Shirt pulling
78 mins	Player Name 54317	scuffed a penalty
80 mins	Player Name 54307	Obstruction
83 mins	Player Name 5750	with a header from the penalty area
83 mins	Player Name 54317	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
87 mins	Player Name 54317	from the dressing room

Match Report

We Play Like Girls looked more like ballerinas than footballers. The 16 - 11 scoreline looks more like a lucky escape than beating they could have, and should have, taken.
With a tactical master class like this it's only a matter of time before We Play Like Girls manager Richard Perry will be writing books on football theory.
We Play Like Girls took the ball from under the noses of We Play Like Girls at every opportunity.
Butterfingers? After watching We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 5742 you'd be forgiven for thinking he has butterarms, butterhands and butterlegs. Must do butter… sorry, better.
We Play Like Girls's midfield had a nightmare today and will have sleepless nights about it.
Player Name 54318 and Player Name 5747 had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 54316 misses 2 weeks due to a mild concussion.
"The one thing I didn't expect is the way we didn't play," offered manager Micheal Witterman. "We can only point the finger of blame at ourselves."
Back to basics then for We Play Like Girls who seemed to suffer some sort of collective brain fade when confronted by a game of football.

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Simon Pieman

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