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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 30 Jan 2026 (Day: 35/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 8 Jan 2026
 
(10) 16 - (6) 11
We Play Like Girls   We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:1
  Division Pos:2
 
Goal Scorers
Player Name 26839 5, 27, 35, 51, 56, 62, 73
Player Name 26832 9
Player Name 26836 13, 22, 31, 83
Player Name 26837 18, 68
Player Name 9786 40 (og)
Player Name 9784 45 (og)  
Player Name 9799 5, 12, 24, 51, 58, 69
Player Name 9790 18, 64
Player Name 9791 30
Player Name 9796 38, 81  
 
Match Statistics
4 3 3 AttackingFormation4 1 2 3
57Possession43
17Shots13
17Fouls10
2Yellow Cards1
1Red Cards0
7Offsides5
Use WingsStyleContinental
AttackingInstructionCounter Attack
NormalAggressionPansy
StuddedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1P.Name 2682034
2P.Name 26825 (24,47)34
3P.Name 26829 (75)34
4P.Name 2682834
5P.Name 2682731
6P.Name 2683240
7P.Name 2683034
8P.Name 2683327
9P.Name 2683628
10P.Name 2683740
11P.Name 2683932
12P.Name 268210
13P.Name 268230
14P.Name 268240
15P.Name 268310
16P.Name 268380
1P.Name 97810
2P.Name 9783 (75)34
3P.Name 9786 (59)26
4P.Name 978429
5P.Name 978729
6P.Name 979128
7P.Name 97880
8P.Name 979328
9P.Name 979632
10P.Name 979028
11P.Name 979933
12P.Name 97890
13P.Name 97850
14P.Name 97940
15P.Name 9795 (75)34
16P.Name 97920
 
Time   Person Description
 5 minsPlayer Name 26839with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 5 minsPlayer Name 9799with a flick on
 9 minsPlayer Name 26832with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 12 minsPlayer Name 9799with a belter from his own half
 13 minsPlayer Name 26836with a little side heel inside the six yard box
 18 minsPlayer Name 26837with a great volley from 10 yards out
 18 minsPlayer Name 9790with a lovely move from the right wing
 22 minsPlayer Name 26836with a thunderous shot from distance
 24 minsPlayer Name 26825Scrapping
 24 minsPlayer Name 9799with a great solo effort
 27 minsPlayer Name 26839with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 30 minsPlayer Name 9791with an amazing lob from an acute angle
 31 minsPlayer Name 26836with a header from the penalty area
 35 minsPlayer Name 26839from the dressing room
 38 minsPlayer Name 9796with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
 40 minsPlayer Name 9786with an own goal
 45 minsPlayer Name 9784with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
 45 minsPlayer Name 9799blasted a penalty into row z
 47 minsPlayer Name 26825Shirt pulling
 51 minsPlayer Name 26839with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
 51 minsPlayer Name 9799after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
 56 minsPlayer Name 26839with a little side heel inside the six yard box
 58 minsPlayer Name 9799with the bumcheek of God
 59 minsPlayer Name 9786Repeated fouling
 62 minsPlayer Name 26839with an amazing lob from an acute angle
 64 minsPlayer Name 9790with a dink right on the goal line
 68 minsPlayer Name 26837with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
 69 minsPlayer Name 9799with the hand of God
 73 minsPlayer Name 26839with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
 75 minsPlayer Name 26829Flying a kite
 75 minsPlayer Name 9783A mild concussion
 76 minsPlayer Name 9795scuffed a penalty
 78 minsPlayer Name 26827scuffed a penalty
 81 minsPlayer Name 9796with a strike from the left wing
 83 minsPlayer Name 26836with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
 87 minsPlayer Name 9795blasted a penalty into row z
 88 minsPlayer Name 26827scuffed a penalty
 
 
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Match Report
We Play Like Girls were the better side on the day beating We Play Like Girls by a respectable 16 - 11.
We Play Like Girls's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
With Player Name 9788 missing today's game due to better things to do. , it's no wonder We Play Like Girls took a beating. So will Player Name 9788 when his teammates get hold of him.
Watching Player Name 9784 swiping at the ball over and over again in a vein attempt to clear his lines, it was almost tragic that the poor lad could only succeeded in sticking it past his floundering keeper for an own goal of cringing proportions.
We Play Like Girls's hardworking midfield is behind all that's good in the team's play.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 9795 hung his head in shame when he failed to convert from a penalty kick that could have changed the match. Still, worse things happen at sea.
"We've got a great bunch of lads at the club," explained manager Simon Taylor. "They have got their feet on the ground and if they stay that way they will go places."
For all the use they were, We Play Like Girls might as well have played in wedding dresses. Isle bet they wouldn't have been any worse if they had.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Jasper Goodhead
 
Windy
 
Hard Pitch
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