Match Report

	(6) 10	-	(7) 15
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Player Name 54317 8, 17, 76 Player Name 54316 24, 39, 68 Player Name 54306 31 Player Name 54318 45 Player Name 54314 60 Player Name 54313 90		Player Name 23554 4, 16, 30, 66, 82 Player Name 23543 10 Player Name 23542 21 (pen), 48 (pen) Player Name 23557 26 Player Name 23558 44, 78, 90 Player Name 23556 53 Player Name 23547 62 Player Name 23552 70

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	5 4 1
48	Possession	52
11	Shots	15
13	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 54302		28
2	P.Name 54303		33
3	P.Name 54306		31
4	P.Name 54307	(81)	32
5	P.Name 54311	(59)	31
6	P.Name 54313		30
7	P.Name 54316		29
8	P.Name 54317		43
9	P.Name 54318		24
10	P.Name 54310		32
11	P.Name 54314		34
12	P.Name 54312		0
13	P.Name 54304		0
14	P.Name 54301		0
15	P.Name 54315		0
16	P.Name 54309		0

1	P.Name 23542		29
2	P.Name 23543		32
3	P.Name 23546		26
4	P.Name 23547	(66)	32
5	P.Name 23551		27
6	P.Name 23553		31
7	P.Name 23556		32
8	P.Name 23557		42
9	P.Name 23558		26
10	P.Name 23550	(30)	31
11	P.Name 23554		31
12	P.Name 23552	(30) (33)	45
13	P.Name 23544		0
14	P.Name 23541		0
15	P.Name 23555		0
16	P.Name 23549		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 23554	with a header from the penalty area
8 mins	Player Name 54317	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
10 mins	Player Name 23543	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
16 mins	Player Name 23554	with the bumcheek of God
17 mins	Player Name 54317	from a goal kick
21 mins	Player Name 23542	after ref awarded a penalty
24 mins	Player Name 54316	with a brave flying header
26 mins	Player Name 23557	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
30 mins	Player Name 23550	A broken leg
30 mins	Player Name 23554	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
31 mins	Player Name 54306	with a thunderous shot from distance
33 mins	Player Name 23552	Flying a kite
39 mins	Player Name 54316	with the hand of God
44 mins	Player Name 23558	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
45 mins	Player Name 54318	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
48 mins	Player Name 23542	after ref awarded a penalty
52 mins	Player Name 54314	scuffed a penalty
53 mins	Player Name 23556	from a corner
57 mins	Player Name 23542	blasted a penalty into row z
59 mins	Player Name 54311	Elbowing
60 mins	Player Name 54314	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
62 mins	Player Name 23547	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
66 mins	Player Name 23547	Time wasting
66 mins	Player Name 23554	from a corner
68 mins	Player Name 54316	from the dressing room
70 mins	Player Name 23552	from the dressing room
76 mins	Player Name 54317	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
78 mins	Player Name 23558	with a flick on
81 mins	Player Name 54307	Annoying the referee
82 mins	Player Name 23554	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
83 mins	Player Name 54310	blasted a penalty into row z
86 mins	Player Name 23542	scuffed a penalty
90 mins	Player Name 54313	with a flick on
90 mins	Player Name 23558	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs

Match Report

We Play Like Girls had little say in this one-sided 15 - 10 drubbing at the hands of a vastly superior We Play Like Girls side. If they did have anything to say, it would have been oh bugger'.
We Play Like Girls are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
Hat trick hero Player Name 23558 was unlucky to end the game with only three goals in the bank. It could have been a whole lot worse for We Play Like Girls if he had an ounce of talent.
We Play Like Girls only went forward when the odds were in their favour and caught We Play Like Girls's counter style short on more than one occasion.
When the list of suspensions reads more like the first eleven is it any wonder We Play Like Girls fair so badly? We Play Like Girls player Player Name 54311 getting himself sent off didn't help one bit!
We Play Like Girls look about as convinving playing in the 3 2 2 3 formation as they would if boss Richard Perry sent them out in dresses.
"In football, if you stand still you go backwards," manager Ash Colbert claimed following the win. "To get results like that you have to take the bike by the horns."
Cross a skeleton with a dog and you get an animal that buries itself in the garden. On the strength of this performance, We Play Like Girls were buried too.

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Albert Boneshaker

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