The Division Sat, 10 Jan 2026

	(9) 16	-	(5) 9
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Player Name 9799 9, 13, 32, 36, 45, 49 Player Name 9793 18, 53 Player Name 9796 22, 28, 41, 71, 81, 90 Player Name 9787 63 Player Name 9788 66		Player Name 37714 8 Player Name 37718 14, 35, 67 Player Name 37716 21 Player Name 37711 42, 60, 74 Player Name 9787 80 (og)

Match Statistics
4 1 2 3		Formation		3 5 2
57		Possession		43
17		Shots		11
14		Fouls		13
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
3		Offsides		2
Continental		Style		Continental
Counter Attack		Instruction		Counter Attack
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Moulded		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 9781 30 2 P.Name 9783 34 3 P.Name 9786 (40) 26 4 P.Name 9784 29 5 P.Name 9787 29 6 P.Name 9791 28 7 P.Name 9788 35 8 P.Name 9793 28 9 P.Name 9796 32 10 P.Name 9790 28 11 P.Name 9799 33 12 P.Name 9789 0 13 P.Name 9785 0 14 P.Name 9794 0 15 P.Name 9795 0 16 P.Name 9792 0		1 P.Name 37702 29 2 P.Name 37703 28 3 P.Name 37706 31 4 P.Name 37707 34 5 P.Name 37711 (47) 31 6 P.Name 37713 29 7 P.Name 37716 28 8 P.Name 37717 44 9 P.Name 37718 29 10 P.Name 37710 0 11 P.Name 37714 (85) 33 12 P.Name 37712 0 13 P.Name 37704 0 14 P.Name 37701 (85) 31 15 P.Name 37715 0 16 P.Name 37709 0

Time		Person	Description
5 mins		Player Name 9799	blasted a penalty into row z
8 mins		Player Name 37714	from a corner
9 mins		Player Name 9799	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
13 mins		Player Name 9799	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
14 mins		Player Name 37718	with a powerful header into the top corner
18 mins		Player Name 9793	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
21 mins		Player Name 37716	with a thunderous shot from distance
22 mins		Player Name 9796	with a great solo effort
28 mins		Player Name 9796	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
28 mins		Player Name 37702	scuffed a penalty
32 mins		Player Name 9799	with the bumcheek of God
35 mins		Player Name 37718	with a flick on
36 mins		Player Name 9799	from a corner
40 mins		Player Name 9786	Annoying the referee
41 mins		Player Name 9796	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
42 mins		Player Name 37711	with a strike from the left wing
45 mins		Player Name 9799	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
47 mins		Player Name 37711	Obstruction
48 mins		Player Name 37702	scuffed a penalty
49 mins		Player Name 9799	with a great chip from the left wing
53 mins		Player Name 9793	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
57 mins		Player Name 9787	scuffed a penalty
60 mins		Player Name 37711	with a powerful header into the top corner
63 mins		Player Name 9787	from a free kick
66 mins		Player Name 9788	from the dressing room
67 mins		Player Name 37718	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
71 mins		Player Name 9796	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
74 mins		Player Name 37711	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
76 mins		Player Name 9796	blasted a penalty into row z
80 mins		Player Name 9787	with an own goal
81 mins		Player Name 9796	from the dressing room
85 mins		Player Name 37714	A sprained wrist
85 mins		Player Name 9796	scuffed a penalty
86 mins		Player Name 37702	scuffed a penalty
90 mins		Player Name 9796	with a spectacular bicycle kick

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Match Report

With a whopping 16 - 9 rout of We Play Like Girls, We Play Like Girls were the better the side on the day by several country miles. So impressive were they you could pick any day you liked and the damage would have been the same. The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. We Play Like Girls manager Boot Ball is lucky to still have a job after today's effort. Player Name 37709 failed to show for We Play Like Girls because he couldn't leave his house due to having bad hair. His manager said he was going to give him another chance because he's worth it. We Play Like Girls are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Player Name 37702 should be locked up. Boot Ball needs to start getting more defensive. Both about this awful result, and tactically. Albert Boneshaker spotted some horse play in the We Play Like Girls box and had no hesitation in awarding a penalty. One of the horses involved, namely Player Name 37702 didn't understand the concept of penalties and hoofed the ball into the car park. Coming under fire after his side's defeat, manager Boot Ball looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that We Play Like Girls scored." Results that look like phone numbers? Maybe We Play Like Girls could reign themselves in for their next match and only try beating the opposition by a tennis score.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Albert Boneshaker	Snowy	Frozen Pitch