The Division Sat, 10 Jan 2026

	(9) 20	-	(4) 7
North kingston wanders				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Player Name 14794 5, 12, 51, 69, 75 Player Name 14796 8, 31, 89 Player Name 14793 16 Player Name 14797 23, 45 Player Name 14791 27, 54 Player Name 14786 38 Player Name 14798 48 Player Name 14792 60, 66, 72 Player Name 14790 82 Player Name 14783 85		Player Name 54314 8, 22 Player Name 54318 28, 58 Player Name 54310 35 Player Name 54317 70 Player Name 54306 82

Match Statistics
1 8 1		Formation		3 2 2 3
65		Possession		35
20		Shots		9
10		Fouls		19
2		Yellow Cards		3
0		Red Cards		1
4		Offsides		2
Continental		Style		Passing
Counter Attack		Instruction		Counter Attack
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Blades		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 14782 31 2 P.Name 14783 32 3 P.Name 14786 (74) 28 4 P.Name 14787 35 5 P.Name 14791 (56) 29 6 P.Name 14793 28 7 P.Name 14796 26 8 P.Name 14797 43 9 P.Name 14798 26 10 P.Name 14790 34 11 P.Name 14794 (37) 30 12 P.Name 14792 (56) 39 13 P.Name 14784 0 14 P.Name 14781 0 15 P.Name 14795 0 16 P.Name 14789 0		1 P.Name 54302 28 2 P.Name 54303 (21,37) 33 3 P.Name 54306 31 4 P.Name 54307 0 5 P.Name 54311 0 6 P.Name 54313 30 7 P.Name 54316 29 8 P.Name 54317 43 9 P.Name 54318 24 10 P.Name 54310 (39) 32 11 P.Name 54314 (78) 34 12 P.Name 54312 0 13 P.Name 54304 0 14 P.Name 54301 0 15 P.Name 54315 0 16 P.Name 54309 0

Time		Person	Description
5 mins		Player Name 14794	with a great solo effort
8 mins		Player Name 14796	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
8 mins		Player Name 54314	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
12 mins		Player Name 14794	with a great volley from 10 yards out
14 mins		Player Name 54314	scuffed a penalty
16 mins		Player Name 14793	with a flick on
21 mins		Player Name 54303	No apparent reason
22 mins		Player Name 54314	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
23 mins		Player Name 14797	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
27 mins		Player Name 14791	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
28 mins		Player Name 54318	with a great volley from 10 yards out
31 mins		Player Name 14796	with a great solo effort
34 mins		Player Name 14794	blasted a penalty into row z
35 mins		Player Name 54310	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
37 mins		Player Name 14794	Head butting
37 mins		Player Name 54303	Head butting
38 mins		Player Name 14786	with a dink right on the goal line
39 mins		Player Name 54310	Obstruction
42 mins		Player Name 14797	scuffed a penalty
45 mins		Player Name 14797	with a dink right on the goal line
46 mins		Player Name 54318	blasted a penalty into row z
48 mins		Player Name 14798	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
51 mins		Player Name 14794	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
54 mins		Player Name 14791	with a dink right on the goal line
56 mins		Player Name 14791	A mild concussion
58 mins		Player Name 14792	blasted a penalty into row z
58 mins		Player Name 54318	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
60 mins		Player Name 14792	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
66 mins		Player Name 14792	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
69 mins		Player Name 14794	with a belter from his own half
70 mins		Player Name 54317	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
72 mins		Player Name 14792	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
74 mins		Player Name 14786	Repeated fouling
75 mins		Player Name 14794	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
78 mins		Player Name 54314	Obstruction
82 mins		Player Name 14790	with a belter from his own half
82 mins		Player Name 54306	with a belter from his own half
85 mins		Player Name 14783	from a corner
89 mins		Player Name 14796	with a great solo effort

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Match Report

North kingston wanders were so good for their 20 - 7 win it looked like they were playing on their own. Unlike We Play Like Girls who were just playing with themselves. North kingston wanders manager Avram Valentin pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts. If you had 11 headless chickens running round a field for 90 minutes, the chances are at least one of them would run into the ball at some point. We Play Like Girls weren't even that lucky. We Play Like Girls could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone. Crop circle investigators don't get too excited, it's just North kingston wanders 's forwards. They ran rings around We Play Like Girls's defence. Player Name 14794 and Player Name 54303 both found themselves in Terrence Frisk's book after headbutting each other like rutting stags. Most of North kingston wanders clearly thought 1 8 1 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions. "You have to love this game after results like that," beamed a delighted Avram Valentin following the match. "If there weren't such a thing as football, these lads would all be frustrated footballers." If getting beaten 6-0 hurts, getting beaten 20 - 7 requires a fleet of ambulances to whisk the entire We Play Like Girls to hospital at the full-time whistle.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Terrence Frisk	Normal	Soft Pitch