Match Report

	(9) 21	-	(3) 4
We Play Like Girls				North kingston wanders
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Player Name 14787 7 (og) Player Name 37706 11 Player Name 37714 17, 24, 30, 47, 61, 64, 71, 78, 85 Player Name 37713 21 Player Name 37717 27, 34, 68, 88 Player Name 37718 43, 50, 81 Player Name 37716 57 Player Name 37703 74		Player Name 14797 14, 41, 83 Player Name 14790 28

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	1 8 1
47	Possession	53
21	Shots	12
13	Fouls	16
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 37702		29
2	P.Name 37703		28
3	P.Name 37706		31
4	P.Name 37707		34
5	P.Name 37711		0
6	P.Name 37713		29
7	P.Name 37716		28
8	P.Name 37717		44
9	P.Name 37718		29
10	P.Name 37710		30
11	P.Name 37714	(90)	33
12	P.Name 37712		0
13	P.Name 37704		0
14	P.Name 37701		0
15	P.Name 37715		0
16	P.Name 37709		0

1	P.Name 14782		31
2	P.Name 14783		0
3	P.Name 14786		0
4	P.Name 14787		35
5	P.Name 14791		0
6	P.Name 14793	(58)	28
7	P.Name 14796		0
8	P.Name 14797		43
9	P.Name 14798		26
10	P.Name 14790		34
11	P.Name 14794		30
12	P.Name 14792		0
13	P.Name 14784		0
14	P.Name 14781		0
15	P.Name 14795		0
16	P.Name 14789		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 37702	blasted a penalty into row z
7 mins	Player Name 14787	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
11 mins	Player Name 37706	from a throw in
14 mins	Player Name 14797	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
17 mins	Player Name 37714	with a powerful header into the top corner
21 mins	Player Name 37713	with a thunderous shot from distance
24 mins	Player Name 37714	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
27 mins	Player Name 37717	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
28 mins	Player Name 14790	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
30 mins	Player Name 37714	with the hand of God
34 mins	Player Name 37717	from a goal kick
41 mins	Player Name 14797	from a corner
43 mins	Player Name 37718	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
47 mins	Player Name 37714	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
50 mins	Player Name 37718	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
54 mins	Player Name 37702	scuffed a penalty
54 mins	Player Name 14793	blasted a penalty into row z
57 mins	Player Name 37716	with a great volley from 10 yards out
58 mins	Player Name 14793	Time wasting
61 mins	Player Name 37714	with a header from the penalty area
64 mins	Player Name 37714	with a lovely move from the right wing
68 mins	Player Name 37717	with a powerful header into the top corner
71 mins	Player Name 37714	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
74 mins	Player Name 37703	with a thunderous shot from distance
78 mins	Player Name 37714	with a great solo effort
81 mins	Player Name 37718	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
83 mins	Player Name 14797	from a corner
85 mins	Player Name 37714	with the bumcheek of God
88 mins	Player Name 37717	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
90 mins	Player Name 37714	Scrapping

Match Report

North kingston wanders must be considering dropping the words football club' from their name as during this 21 - 4 hiding at the hands of the deadly North kingston wanders they played absolutely no football at all.
What a tactician We Play Like Girls manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Boot Ball would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
Player Name 37709 missed the match because he was at home sobbing his little heart out after his boyfriend ran off with his dad.
There must be a reason why North kingston wanders manager Avram Valentin insists on continuing to play the woeful Player Name 14782 in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
The We Play Like Girls defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why North kingston wanders go out in 1 8 1 formation we're still looking for it.
The future for North kingston wanders is as bleak as that of the dressing room teacups after this performance.
Results that look like phone numbers? Maybe We Play Like Girls could reign themselves in for their next match and only try beating the opposition by a tennis score.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

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