The Division Mon, 12 Jan 2026

	(6) 11	-	(10) 21
Rocket Rangers				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Player Name 1334 6, 18, 43, 63, 68 Player Name 1337 24 Player Name 22393 31 (og) Player Name 1333 37 Player Name 1326 56 Player Name 22394 82 (og) Player Name 1336 87		Player Name 22394 4, 16, 23, 31, 34, 42, 50, 58, 65, 73 Player Name 22396 12, 38, 46, 54, 85 Player Name 22398 19, 69, 77 Player Name 22390 26, 61 Player Name 22382 88 (pen)

Match Statistics
3 2 2 3		Formation		4 5 1
30		Possession		70
11		Shots		21
15		Fouls		15
1		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
2		Offsides		4
Continental		Style		Continental
Defensive		Instruction		Defensive
Pansy		Aggression		Normal
Moulded		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 1322 31 2 P.Name 1323 32 3 P.Name 1326 26 4 P.Name 1327 (90) 35 5 P.Name 1331 0 6 P.Name 1333 31 7 P.Name 1336 27 8 P.Name 1337 40 9 P.Name 1338 0 10 P.Name 1330 0 11 P.Name 1334 28 12 P.Name 1332 0 13 P.Name 1324 0 14 P.Name 1321 0 15 P.Name 1335 0 16 P.Name 1329 0		1 P.Name 22382 30 2 P.Name 22383 32 3 P.Name 22386 31 4 P.Name 22387 32 5 P.Name 22391 26 6 P.Name 22393 26 7 P.Name 22396 31 8 P.Name 22397 0 9 P.Name 22398 27 10 P.Name 22390 29 11 P.Name 22394 29 12 P.Name 22392 0 13 P.Name 22384 0 14 P.Name 22381 0 15 P.Name 22395 0 16 P.Name 22389 0

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Player Name 22394	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
6 mins		Player Name 1334	with a great solo effort
8 mins		Player Name 22382	scuffed a penalty
12 mins		Player Name 1322	scuffed a penalty
12 mins		Player Name 22396	with a great solo effort
16 mins		Player Name 22394	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
18 mins		Player Name 1334	with a spectacular bicycle kick
19 mins		Player Name 22398	with a powerful header into the top corner
23 mins		Player Name 22394	with a belter from his own half
24 mins		Player Name 1337	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
26 mins		Player Name 22390	with a lovely move from the right wing
31 mins		Player Name 22393	with an own goal
31 mins		Player Name 22394	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
34 mins		Player Name 22394	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
37 mins		Player Name 1333	with a great solo effort
38 mins		Player Name 22396	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
42 mins		Player Name 22394	with a thunderous shot from distance
43 mins		Player Name 1334	from a goal kick
46 mins		Player Name 22396	with a strike from the left wing
50 mins		Player Name 1322	scuffed a penalty
50 mins		Player Name 22394	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
54 mins		Player Name 22396	with a lovely move from the right wing
56 mins		Player Name 1326	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
58 mins		Player Name 22394	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
61 mins		Player Name 22390	with the bumcheek of God
63 mins		Player Name 1334	from the dressing room
65 mins		Player Name 22394	with a great volley from 10 yards out
68 mins		Player Name 1334	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
69 mins		Player Name 22398	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
73 mins		Player Name 22394	with a dink right on the goal line
75 mins		Player Name 1322	blasted a penalty into row z
77 mins		Player Name 22398	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
80 mins		Player Name 22382	blasted a penalty into row z
82 mins		Player Name 22394	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
85 mins		Player Name 22396	with the hand of God
87 mins		Player Name 1336	with a header from the penalty area
88 mins		Player Name 22382	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins		Player Name 1327	Time wasting

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Match Report

We Play Like Girls did their goal difference a favour by absolutely tonking a bedraggled Rocket Rangers 21 - 11. Results like that should come with a health warning. Not a bad day all in all. The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. Rocket Rangers manager Lewis Brian is lucky to still have a job after today's effort. We Play Like Girls had the lion's share of possession. The lion wasn't too pleased, but like Rocket Rangers his skills weren't up to taking the ball off them either. Rocket Rangers's goalie Player Name 1322 did little to thwart We Play Like Girls's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap. Rocket Rangers's combination of midfielders have taken to playing across the centre like a duck out of water Buster Jones Junior spotted some horse play in the We Play Like Girls box and had no hesitation in awarding a penalty. One of the horses involved, namely Player Name 1322 didn't understand the concept of penalties and hoofed the ball into the car park. "The boys were heroes out there," claimed the We Play Like Girls manager after his side's victory. "We threw our dice into the ring and turned up trumps." A quick maths lesson is probably now in order for Rocket Rangers. How many points will they need to win to avoid facing the drop?

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Buster Jones Junior	Rainy	Muddy Pitch