Match Report

	(10) 22	-	(0) 3
Fozzie FC				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Player Name 63690 4, 10, 20, 27, 66, 76, 86 Player Name 63693 6, 24 Player Name 63698 13, 30, 62 Player Name 63686 17, 55 Player Name 63683 37 Player Name 63697 48, 59, 69, 80, 83, 89 Player Name 63687 73		Player Name 5750 46 Player Name 5756 63, 77

Match Statistics

3 2 5	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
60	Possession	40
23	Shots	11
11	Fouls	16
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 63682		30
2	P.Name 63683		29
3	P.Name 63686		26
4	P.Name 63687		32
5	P.Name 63691		26
6	P.Name 63693		32
7	P.Name 63696	(52)	27
8	P.Name 63697		42
9	P.Name 63698		29
10	P.Name 63690		31
11	P.Name 63694		0
12	P.Name 63692	(52)	40
13	P.Name 63684		0
14	P.Name 63681		0
15	P.Name 63695		0
16	P.Name 63689		0

1	P.Name 5742		29
2	P.Name 5743		0
3	P.Name 5746		0
4	P.Name 5747		0
5	P.Name 5751		25
6	P.Name 5753		27
7	P.Name 5756		32
8	P.Name 5757		0
9	P.Name 5758		29
10	P.Name 5750	(90)	29
11	P.Name 5754		29
12	P.Name 5752	(90)	43
13	P.Name 5744		0
14	P.Name 5741		0
15	P.Name 5755		0
16	P.Name 5749		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 63690	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
6 mins	Player Name 63693	with a belter from the halfway line
10 mins	Player Name 63690	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
13 mins	Player Name 63698	with a dink right on the goal line
17 mins	Player Name 63686	with a thunderous shot from distance
20 mins	Player Name 63690	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
24 mins	Player Name 63693	with the bumcheek of God
24 mins	Player Name 5742	scuffed a penalty
27 mins	Player Name 63690	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
30 mins	Player Name 63698	from the dressing room
33 mins	Player Name 63682	scuffed a penalty
37 mins	Player Name 63683	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
45 mins	Player Name 63682	blasted a penalty into row z
46 mins	Player Name 5750	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
48 mins	Player Name 63697	with a strike from the left wing
52 mins	Player Name 63696	A broken finger
52 mins	Player Name 63682	scuffed a penalty
55 mins	Player Name 63686	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
59 mins	Player Name 63697	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
62 mins	Player Name 63698	with a flick on
63 mins	Player Name 5756	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
66 mins	Player Name 63690	with a brave flying header
69 mins	Player Name 63697	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
73 mins	Player Name 63687	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
76 mins	Player Name 63690	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
77 mins	Player Name 5756	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
80 mins	Player Name 63697	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
83 mins	Player Name 63697	with a great chip from the left wing
86 mins	Player Name 63690	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
89 mins	Player Name 63697	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
90 mins	Player Name 5750	A broken thumb

Match Report

This game could have so easily ended in a draw had We Play Like Girls not conceded so many unnecessary goals. Even if you take out a couple of unlucky ones and a few they could do nothing about you're still not close to explaining how they conceded 22 goals.
Fozzie FC manager Vicky Fozzie pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
After taking a good hiding while walking past the local school, Player Name 5741 was so humiliated by being beaten up by a 13-year-old girl, he didn't turn up for We Play Like Girls.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. We Play Like Girls's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
Fozzie FC's attackers were so inventive, Leonardo Da Vinci was casting an envious eye at proceedings.
The ref would have had more trouble keeping control of newborn kittens. Both teams were so nancy that not a single yellow card was raised in anger.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Fozzie FC's Vicky Fozzie is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 2 5 formation.
"I just felt for that the whole game, the conditions and taking everything into consideration and everything being equal, and everything is equal, we should have got something from the game," claimed under pressure We Play Like Girls boss Micheal Witterman. "But we didn't."
Fozzie FC played like Greek gods during this magnificent 22 - 3 win. Their manager claimed afterwards that their centaur forward was the key to their victory.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Snowy

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