The Division Tue, 13 Jan 2026

	(7) 19	-	(1) 4
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Player Name 9799 14, 21, 41, 59, 62, 66, 72, 79, 89 Player Name 9796 24, 31, 38, 52, 86 Player Name 9791 34 Player Name 9786 48 Player Name 9793 55 Player Name 9794 69, 82		Player Name 22397 42 Player Name 22382 63 (pen) Player Name 22387 76 Player Name 22398 90

Match Statistics
4 1 2 3		Formation		4 5 1
54		Possession		46
20		Shots		7
14		Fouls		18
0		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
1		Offsides		0
Continental		Style		Continental
Counter Attack		Instruction		Defensive
Pansy		Aggression		Normal
Moulded		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 9781 30 2 P.Name 9783 34 3 P.Name 9786 26 4 P.Name 9784 (60) 29 5 P.Name 9787 29 6 P.Name 9791 28 7 P.Name 9788 35 8 P.Name 9793 28 9 P.Name 9796 32 10 P.Name 9790 28 11 P.Name 9799 33 12 P.Name 9789 0 13 P.Name 9785 0 14 P.Name 9794 (60) 33 15 P.Name 9795 0 16 P.Name 9792 0		1 P.Name 22382 30 2 P.Name 22383 0 3 P.Name 22386 31 4 P.Name 22387 32 5 P.Name 22391 26 6 P.Name 22393 0 7 P.Name 22396 0 8 P.Name 22397 41 9 P.Name 22398 27 10 P.Name 22390 29 11 P.Name 22394 29 12 P.Name 22392 0 13 P.Name 22384 0 14 P.Name 22381 0 15 P.Name 22395 0 16 P.Name 22389 0

Time		Person	Description
14 mins		Player Name 9799	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
17 mins		Player Name 9796	scuffed a penalty
21 mins		Player Name 9799	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
24 mins		Player Name 9796	with a lovely move from the right wing
28 mins		Player Name 9796	blasted a penalty into row z
31 mins		Player Name 9796	from the dressing room
34 mins		Player Name 9791	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
38 mins		Player Name 9796	with the bumcheek of God
41 mins		Player Name 9799	with a thunderous shot from distance
42 mins		Player Name 22397	with a header from the penalty area
48 mins		Player Name 9786	with a great solo effort
52 mins		Player Name 9796	with a header from the penalty area
55 mins		Player Name 9793	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
59 mins		Player Name 9799	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
60 mins		Player Name 9784	A broken thumb
62 mins		Player Name 9799	from a throw in
63 mins		Player Name 22382	after ref awarded a penalty
66 mins		Player Name 9799	with a strike from the left wing
69 mins		Player Name 9794	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
72 mins		Player Name 9799	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
75 mins		Player Name 9799	blasted a penalty into row z
76 mins		Player Name 22387	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
79 mins		Player Name 9799	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
82 mins		Player Name 9794	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
86 mins		Player Name 9796	from a corner
89 mins		Player Name 9799	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
90 mins		Player Name 22398	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot

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Match Report

After taking a humiliating 19 - 4 hiding by We Play Like Girls on the chin at least We Play Like Girls can claim to do something with style. Lose. If Adam Hawkins is going to improve results on Sunday, he's going to have to get his team off their asses between games. Time to get training. We Play Like Girls's defeat might have been a win if Player Name 22389 hadn't missed the game as a result of a Sky TV installation. We Play Like Girls's keeper Player Name 22382 couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form. We Play Like Girls applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of. Unusually, there wasn't a single booking made in the entire match. Not one. The ref was dumbfounded. The We Play Like Girls keeper got a hand to Player Name 22382's rocket of a penalty kick but it wasn't enough to stop the ball from finding the back of the net. "This game is all about being a tight knit unit when it counts," rallied an angry Adam Hawkins. "We looked like a sweater knitted by my gran. Full of holes." Despite all their Christmases coming at once, We Play Like Girls should still get a present. On the evidence of this one-sided contest a deckchair for their goalie might be nice.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Wilmot Piddlethwaite	Windy	Normal Pitch