The Division Thu, 15 Jan 2026

	(5) 8	-	(9) 20
North kingston wanders				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Player Name 14798 20 Player Name 14797 25, 35, 68, 82 Player Name 14791 30 (pen) Player Name 14790 41 Player Name 14793 54		Player Name 6354 5, 37, 45, 55, 63, 69, 74 (pen), 80, 89 Player Name 6350 10, 66 Player Name 14783 13 (og) Player Name 6356 21, 59 Player Name 6346 29 Player Name 6357 33, 77, 84 Player Name 6358 42 Player Name 6353 52

Match Statistics
1 8 1		Formation		4 1 4 1
56		Possession		44
14		Shots		20
16		Fouls		20
3		Yellow Cards		3
2		Red Cards		0
4		Offsides		3
Continental		Style		Continental
Counter Attack		Instruction		Counter Attack
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Blades		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 14782 31 2 P.Name 14783 32 3 P.Name 14786 0 4 P.Name 14787 (64,89) 35 5 P.Name 14791 29 6 P.Name 14793 (64) 28 7 P.Name 14796 0 8 P.Name 14797 43 9 P.Name 14798 (21) 26 10 P.Name 14790 34 11 P.Name 14794 (20,42) 30 12 P.Name 14792 (21) 39 13 P.Name 14784 0 14 P.Name 14781 0 15 P.Name 14795 0 16 P.Name 14789 0		1 P.Name 6342 30 2 P.Name 6343 (45) 33 3 P.Name 6346 (45) 27 4 P.Name 6347 31 5 P.Name 6351 26 6 P.Name 6353 (64) 32 7 P.Name 6356 32 8 P.Name 6357 39 9 P.Name 6358 30 10 P.Name 6350 30 11 P.Name 6354 34 12 P.Name 6352 0 13 P.Name 6344 0 14 P.Name 6341 0 15 P.Name 6355 0 16 P.Name 6349 0

Time		Person	Description
5 mins		Player Name 6354	from a corner
6 mins		Player Name 14794	blasted a penalty into row z
10 mins		Player Name 6350	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
12 mins		Player Name 14791	scuffed a penalty
13 mins		Player Name 14783	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
20 mins		Player Name 14794	Spitting
20 mins		Player Name 14798	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
21 mins		Player Name 14798	A broken leg
21 mins		Player Name 6356	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
24 mins		Player Name 6346	blasted a penalty into row z
25 mins		Player Name 14797	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
29 mins		Player Name 6346	with a flick on
30 mins		Player Name 14791	after ref awarded a penalty
33 mins		Player Name 6357	with a great chip from the left wing
35 mins		Player Name 14797	with a brave flying header
37 mins		Player Name 6354	with the hand of God
41 mins		Player Name 14790	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
42 mins		Player Name 14794	Annoying the referee
42 mins		Player Name 6358	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
45 mins		Player Name 6343	Fighting with fans
45 mins		Player Name 6346	Fighting with fans
45 mins		Player Name 6354	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
49 mins		Player Name 6353	blasted a penalty into row z
52 mins		Player Name 6353	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
54 mins		Player Name 14793	with a great volley from 10 yards out
55 mins		Player Name 6354	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
59 mins		Player Name 6356	with a belter from his own half
63 mins		Player Name 6354	with a belter from the halfway line
64 mins		Player Name 14793	Fighting with fans
64 mins		Player Name 14787	Fighting with fans
64 mins		Player Name 6353	Time wasting
66 mins		Player Name 6350	from a corner
68 mins		Player Name 14797	with a powerful header into the top corner
69 mins		Player Name 6354	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
74 mins		Player Name 6354	after ref awarded a penalty
77 mins		Player Name 6357	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
80 mins		Player Name 6354	with a thunderous shot from distance
82 mins		Player Name 14797	with the bumcheek of God
84 mins		Player Name 6357	with a belter from his own half
89 mins		Player Name 14787	Obstruction
89 mins		Player Name 6354	with a great volley from 10 yards out

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Match Report

This is the sort of game sides like We Play Like Girls dream of. At 20 - 8 it was the sort of game that'll give the North kingston wanders keeper nightmares. If Avram Valentin is going to improve results on Sunday, he's going to have to get his team off their asses between games. Time to get training. Player Name 14784 was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex. It was such a bad match for North kingston wanders goalie Player Name 14782 that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch. We Play Like Girls's defence are going to have to find somewhere else to keep their wallets. They've still got North kingston wanders 's attack in their pockets. Player Name 14793 and Player Name 14787 picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Albert Boneshaker would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Albert Boneshaker stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them. Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 1 4 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for graeme russell most of his squad are best on the bench. Coming under fire after his side's defeat, manager Avram Valentin looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that We Play Like Girls scored." Whatever they're putting in the water in the We Play Like Girls dressing room they should reduce the dosage to save opposition blushes.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Albert Boneshaker	Snowy	Muddy Pitch