Match Report

	(1) 7	-	(12) 22
Interstellar				Fozzie FC
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Player Name 7298 36, 76 Player Name 7297 55, 89 Player Name 7282 62 (pen) Player Name 7286 68 Player Name 7290 83		Player Name 63694 4, 7, 14, 34, 41, 47, 60, 89 Player Name 63682 10 (pen) Player Name 7283 17 (og) Player Name 63697 21, 57, 82 Player Name 63683 27 Player Name 63696 31, 38, 44, 78 Player Name 63698 50, 86 Player Name 63693 63, 71

Match Statistics

Diamond	Formation	3 2 5
50	Possession	50
14	Shots	22
16	Fouls	9
3	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
4	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 7282		31
2	P.Name 7283	(23)	32
3	P.Name 7286	(89)	30
4	P.Name 7287		0
5	P.Name 7291		0
6	P.Name 7293		27
7	P.Name 7296		0
8	P.Name 7297		44
9	P.Name 7298		25
10	P.Name 7290	(67)	31
11	P.Name 7294		34
12	P.Name 7292		0
13	P.Name 7284		0
14	P.Name 7281		0
15	P.Name 7295		0
16	P.Name 7289		0

1	P.Name 63682	(89)	30
2	P.Name 63683	(45)	29
3	P.Name 63686	(23,58)	26
4	P.Name 63687		32
5	P.Name 63691		26
6	P.Name 63693		32
7	P.Name 63696		27
8	P.Name 63697		42
9	P.Name 63698		29
10	P.Name 63690		31
11	P.Name 63694		32
12	P.Name 63692		0
13	P.Name 63684	(89)	25
14	P.Name 63681		0
15	P.Name 63695		0
16	P.Name 63689	(45)	32


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 63694	from a throw in
7 mins	Player Name 63694	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
10 mins	Player Name 63682	after ref awarded a penalty
14 mins	Player Name 63694	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
17 mins	Player Name 7283	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
21 mins	Player Name 63697	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
23 mins	Player Name 7283	Head butting
23 mins	Player Name 63686	Head butting
24 mins	Player Name 63682	blasted a penalty into row z
27 mins	Player Name 63683	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
31 mins	Player Name 63696	from a free kick
34 mins	Player Name 63694	from a throw in
36 mins	Player Name 7298	from a throw in
38 mins	Player Name 63696	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
41 mins	Player Name 63694	with a great solo effort
44 mins	Player Name 63696	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
45 mins	Player Name 63683	A mild concussion
47 mins	Player Name 63694	with a header from the penalty area
50 mins	Player Name 63698	from a throw in
53 mins	Player Name 63682	scuffed a penalty
55 mins	Player Name 7297	with a lovely move from the right wing
57 mins	Player Name 63697	with a strike from the left wing
58 mins	Player Name 63686	Squabbling
60 mins	Player Name 63694	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
62 mins	Player Name 7282	after ref awarded a penalty
63 mins	Player Name 63693	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
67 mins	Player Name 7290	Faking injury
67 mins	Player Name 63682	blasted a penalty into row z
68 mins	Player Name 7286	from a throw in
71 mins	Player Name 63693	with a header from the penalty area
76 mins	Player Name 7298	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
78 mins	Player Name 63696	from a throw in
82 mins	Player Name 63697	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
83 mins	Player Name 7290	with a great chip from the left wing
86 mins	Player Name 63698	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
89 mins	Player Name 7286	Indecent exposure
89 mins	Player Name 63682	A bruised shoulder
89 mins	Player Name 7297	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
89 mins	Player Name 63694	from a throw in

Match Report

Interstellar played a blinder. They would probably have faired better if they were actually blind. 22 - 7 isn't a result, it's the dialling code for Aberdeen.
The team's performance is credit to the Fozzie FC manager Vicky Fozzie and his decision to send his team Curry night.
Player Name 7289 didn't show up for Interstellar because he couldn't find his favourite pants and can't play properly without a lacy pair of knickers under his shorts.
With a performance like this, Interstellar 's Player Name 7282 gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
Fozzie FC may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
Player Name 7283 and Player Name 63686 were both shown the yellow card after an off the ball incident led to them knocking each other out with a simultaneous headbutt.
How do you get a mild concussion from making toast? Ask Fozzie FC's injury prone Player Name 63683.
"What we saw out there today," explained manager Matt Costa, "was a continuance of what we have seen most of the season - that is, various clubs beating each other."
For all the resistance Interstellar offered as wave upon wave of Fozzie FC attack rained down on them, you have to wonder if this game was actually being played on the same pitch.

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