The Division Tue, 20 Jan 2026

	(2) 3	-	(12) 22
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Player Name 22398 19, 37, 56		Player Name 26839 2, 30, 39, 82, 88 Player Name 26836 5, 27, 32, 45, 73, 79 Player Name 26837 11, 14, 20, 54, 63, 66, 85 Player Name 26833 24 Player Name 26832 36, 51 Player Name 26830 57

Match Statistics
4 5 1		Formation		4 3 3 Attacking
29		Possession		71
5		Shots		22
13		Fouls		15
2		Yellow Cards		2
0		Red Cards		1
1		Offsides		5
Continental		Style		Use Wings
Defensive		Instruction		Attacking
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Studded		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 22382 30 2 P.Name 22383 (87) 32 3 P.Name 22386 31 4 P.Name 22387 0 5 P.Name 22391 0 6 P.Name 22393 (52) (26) 26 7 P.Name 22396 31 8 P.Name 22397 0 9 P.Name 22398 27 10 P.Name 22390 0 11 P.Name 22394 0 12 P.Name 22392 0 13 P.Name 22384 0 14 P.Name 22381 0 15 P.Name 22395 (52) 35 16 P.Name 22389 0		1 P.Name 26820 34 2 P.Name 26825 34 3 P.Name 26829 (59) (24) 34 4 P.Name 26828 34 5 P.Name 26827 (52,77) 31 6 P.Name 26832 40 7 P.Name 26830 34 8 P.Name 26833 27 9 P.Name 26836 28 10 P.Name 26837 40 11 P.Name 26839 32 12 P.Name 26821 0 13 P.Name 26823 (59) 33 14 P.Name 26824 0 15 P.Name 26831 0 16 P.Name 26838 0

Time		Person	Description
2 mins		Player Name 26839	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
5 mins		Player Name 26836	with a strike from the left wing
8 mins		Player Name 26827	scuffed a penalty
11 mins		Player Name 26837	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
14 mins		Player Name 26837	from a goal kick
19 mins		Player Name 22398	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
20 mins		Player Name 26837	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
24 mins		Player Name 26829	Unsporting behaviour
24 mins		Player Name 26833	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
26 mins		Player Name 22393	Spitting
27 mins		Player Name 26836	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
30 mins		Player Name 26839	from a corner
32 mins		Player Name 26836	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
36 mins		Player Name 26832	with a belter from his own half
37 mins		Player Name 22398	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
39 mins		Player Name 26839	with a spectacular bicycle kick
45 mins		Player Name 26836	with a great chip from the left wing
48 mins		Player Name 26827	scuffed a penalty
51 mins		Player Name 26832	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
52 mins		Player Name 26827	No apparent reason
52 mins		Player Name 22393	A mild concussion
54 mins		Player Name 26837	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
56 mins		Player Name 22398	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
57 mins		Player Name 26830	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
59 mins		Player Name 26829	A mild concussion
60 mins		Player Name 26827	scuffed a penalty
63 mins		Player Name 26837	with a belter from the halfway line
66 mins		Player Name 26837	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
71 mins		Player Name 22382	blasted a penalty into row z
73 mins		Player Name 26836	with a strike from the left wing
75 mins		Player Name 26827	blasted a penalty into row z
77 mins		Player Name 26827	Dangerous tackling
79 mins		Player Name 26836	with a great chip from the left wing
82 mins		Player Name 26839	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
85 mins		Player Name 26837	with a belter from his own half
87 mins		Player Name 22383	Faking injury
88 mins		Player Name 26839	with a great chip from the left wing

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Match Report

"22 - 3 to the We Play Like Girls" might not rhyme, but it sounds like the best song in the world when you've just scored 22 goals against We Play Like Girls with precious little reply. What a tactician We Play Like Girls manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Simon Taylor would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning. We Play Like Girls had so much possession they made The Exorcist look a vicar's tea party. A goal with a great chip from the left wing rounded off an impressive game for We Play Like Girls's new hero Player Name 26839, who scored 5 times. After today Adam Hawkins cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence. Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 3 3 Attacking was a good stab, unfortunately for Simon Taylor most of his squad are best on the bench. "They say a week is long time in politics," remarked manager We Play Like Girls manager Adam Hawkins after this defeat. "90 minutes is a long time in football. The longer it went on, the more worried I was they'd score. And look what happened." Even if this was a game of rugby, We Play Like Girls wouldn't have been able to compete due to their lack of trying.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Simon Pieman	Rainy	Soft Pitch