The Division Fri, 23 Jan 2026

	(8) 16	-	(7) 12
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Player Name 8394 6, 12, 17, 27, 33, 44, 50, 62, 67, 78, 82, 87 Player Name 8397 22 Player Name 8387 38 Player Name 8396 56 Player Name 8386 73		Player Name 26839 4, 14, 29, 48, 59 Player Name 26836 24, 34, 64, 68 Player Name 26837 39, 44, 73

Match Statistics
3 5 2 Attacking		Formation		4 3 3 Attacking
29		Possession		71
17		Shots		19
10		Fouls		13
2		Yellow Cards		2
0		Red Cards		1
2		Offsides		8
Continental		Style		Use Wings
Defensive		Instruction		Attacking
Pansy		Aggression		Normal
Studded		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 8382 26 2 P.Name 8383 (25) 33 3 P.Name 8386 28 4 P.Name 8387 (52) 32 5 P.Name 8391 28 6 P.Name 8393 28 7 P.Name 8396 31 8 P.Name 8397 41 9 P.Name 8398 24 10 P.Name 8390 29 11 P.Name 8394 29 12 P.Name 8392 0 13 P.Name 8384 0 14 P.Name 8381 0 15 P.Name 8395 0 16 P.Name 8389 0		1 P.Name 26820 34 2 P.Name 26825 (49,78) 34 3 P.Name 26829 0 4 P.Name 26828 34 5 P.Name 26827 0 6 P.Name 26832 40 7 P.Name 26830 34 8 P.Name 26833 27 9 P.Name 26836 28 10 P.Name 26837 (25) 40 11 P.Name 26839 32 12 P.Name 26821 0 13 P.Name 26823 0 14 P.Name 26824 0 15 P.Name 26831 0 16 P.Name 26838 0

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Player Name 26839	with a dink right on the goal line
6 mins		Player Name 8394	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
9 mins		Player Name 26837	scuffed a penalty
12 mins		Player Name 8394	with a strike from the left wing
14 mins		Player Name 26839	from a free kick
17 mins		Player Name 8394	with a spectacular bicycle kick
19 mins		Player Name 26837	scuffed a penalty
22 mins		Player Name 8397	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
24 mins		Player Name 26836	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
25 mins		Player Name 26837	Head butting
25 mins		Player Name 8383	Head butting
27 mins		Player Name 8394	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
29 mins		Player Name 26839	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
33 mins		Player Name 8394	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
34 mins		Player Name 26836	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
38 mins		Player Name 8387	with a belter from his own half
39 mins		Player Name 26837	with a spectacular bicycle kick
44 mins		Player Name 8394	from a corner
44 mins		Player Name 26837	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
48 mins		Player Name 26839	with a header from the penalty area
49 mins		Player Name 26825	Repeated fouling
50 mins		Player Name 8394	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
52 mins		Player Name 8387	Obstruction
53 mins		Player Name 26836	blasted a penalty into row z
56 mins		Player Name 8396	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
59 mins		Player Name 26839	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
62 mins		Player Name 8394	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
64 mins		Player Name 26836	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
67 mins		Player Name 8394	from the dressing room
68 mins		Player Name 26836	with a belter from the halfway line
73 mins		Player Name 8386	with a spectacular bicycle kick
73 mins		Player Name 26837	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
78 mins		Player Name 26825	Foul and abusive language
78 mins		Player Name 8394	with a thunderous shot from distance
80 mins		Player Name 26832	blasted a penalty into row z
82 mins		Player Name 8394	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
87 mins		Player Name 8394	with an amazing lob from an acute angle

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Match Report

We Play Like Girls put on an a quite astonishing display of ineptitude and for their trouble found themselves reaping a 16 - 12 thumping from an impressive-looking We Play Like Girls. Simon Taylor clearly thinks his team are the most skilled and highly tuned squad around. Why else would training be abandoned like an unwanted puppy? Player Name 26823 completely forgot he was supposed to be playing football. He spent the morning with that feeling that he'd forgotten to do something… which of course he had. An impressive performance from We Play Like Girls's Player Name 8394 left him with 12 goals to his name. You could give We Play Like Girls's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything. Player Name 26837 and Player Name 8383 both found themselves in Terence Trendy's book after headbutting each other like rutting stags. Player Name 26832 spectacular miss from the penalty spot didn't help We Play Like Girls's cause. "The gaffer got it right tactically," commented Player Name 8394, "We can win The Division on this kind of form unless someone beats us." Such was the effortless win, We Play Like Girls must be wondering if they can play We Play Like Girls every week.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Terence Trendy	Windy	Normal Pitch