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MATCH REPORT
Thu, 29 Jan 2026 (Day: 34/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Sat, 24 Jan 2026
 
(4) 9 - (10) 19
We Play Like Girls   Fozzie FC
Division Pos:7
  Division Pos:2
 
Goal Scorers
Player Name 6358 14, 32, 51, 61, 78
Player Name 6356 24, 41, 69, 86  
Player Name 63694 4, 13, 20, 28, 37, 58, 75, 88
Player Name 63697 8, 49, 54, 63, 83
Player Name 63696 16, 45
Player Name 63698 24, 33
Player Name 63690 71
Player Name 63686 79 (pen)  
 
Match Statistics
4 1 4 1Formation3 2 5
56Possession44
13Shots20
16Fouls13
2Yellow Cards2
0Red Cards0
4Offsides3
ContinentalStyleContinental
Counter AttackInstructionAttacking
NormalAggressionPansy
StuddedBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1P.Name 634230
2P.Name 6343 (28)33
3P.Name 6346 (53)27
4P.Name 63470
5P.Name 635126
6P.Name 635332
7P.Name 635632
8P.Name 635739
9P.Name 635830
10P.Name 63500
11P.Name 635434
12P.Name 63520
13P.Name 63440
14P.Name 63410
15P.Name 63550
16P.Name 63490
1P.Name 6368230
2P.Name 6368329
3P.Name 6368626
4P.Name 63687 (46)32
5P.Name 6369126
6P.Name 6369332
7P.Name 63696 (53)27
8P.Name 6369742
9P.Name 63698 (80)29
10P.Name 6369031
11P.Name 6369432
12P.Name 63692 (80)40
13P.Name 636840
14P.Name 636810
15P.Name 636950
16P.Name 636890
 
Time   Person Description
 4 minsPlayer Name 63694after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 7 minsPlayer Name 6358blasted a penalty into row z
 8 minsPlayer Name 63697with a great chip from the left wing
 13 minsPlayer Name 63694with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
 14 minsPlayer Name 6358with a great solo effort
 16 minsPlayer Name 63696from a corner
 20 minsPlayer Name 63694with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
 24 minsPlayer Name 6356with a thunderous shot from distance
 24 minsPlayer Name 63698after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
 28 minsPlayer Name 6343Scrapping
 28 minsPlayer Name 63694with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 32 minsPlayer Name 6358with an amazing lob from an acute angle
 33 minsPlayer Name 63698with a thunderous shot from distance
 37 minsPlayer Name 63694from a goal kick
 41 minsPlayer Name 6356with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
 41 minsPlayer Name 63696scuffed a penalty
 45 minsPlayer Name 63696with a rocket from outside the penalty area
 46 minsPlayer Name 63687High kicking
 49 minsPlayer Name 63697with a belter from his own half
 51 minsPlayer Name 6358with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
 53 minsPlayer Name 6346Head butting
 53 minsPlayer Name 63696Head butting
 54 minsPlayer Name 63697after a pigeon distracted the keeper
 58 minsPlayer Name 63694with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
 61 minsPlayer Name 6358with an amazing lob from an acute angle
 63 minsPlayer Name 63697with a great volley from 10 yards out
 69 minsPlayer Name 6356with a powerful header into the top corner
 71 minsPlayer Name 63690with a header from the penalty area
 75 minsPlayer Name 63694after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
 78 minsPlayer Name 6358with a flick on
 79 minsPlayer Name 63686after ref awarded a penalty
 80 minsPlayer Name 63698A broken finger
 83 minsPlayer Name 63697with a belter from his own half
 86 minsPlayer Name 6356with a brave flying header
 88 minsPlayer Name 63694after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 
 
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Match Report
The battle for promotion is beginning to look like a formality for this lively looking side who have added another win to their tally. Going up? Maybe.
Fozzie FC may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 6350 made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone.
We Play Like Girls's goalie Player Name 6342 did little to thwart Fozzie FC's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
We Play Like Girls's team looks like a bread sandwich, nothing in the middle. Their midfield hardly got a kick.
Player Name 6346 and Player Name 63696 were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why We Play Like Girls go out in 4 1 4 1 formation we're still looking for it.
"To be talking about vital games at this stage of the season is ridiculous," said manager graeme russell following his team's defeat. "But this game was absolutely vital."
With the sort of activity befitting a side who have scored 19 times, Fozzie FC turned the opposing penalty boxes into ploughed fields by the final whistle.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Simon Pieman
 
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