Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(10) 24
We Play Like Girls				Rocket Rangers
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Player Name 23557 13, 25, 38, 50 Player Name 23556 61 Player Name 23558 85		Player Name 1322 7 (pen) Player Name 1334 10, 17, 20, 33, 40, 46, 52, 55, 58, 65, 68, 71, 78, 81, 85 Player Name 1336 14, 75 Player Name 1330 27, 61 Player Name 1338 37, 88 Player Name 23557 43 (og) Player Name 1337 49

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	3 2 2 3
53	Possession	47
8	Shots	24
3	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 23542		29
2	P.Name 23543		0
3	P.Name 23546		0
4	P.Name 23547		0
5	P.Name 23551		27
6	P.Name 23553		0
7	P.Name 23556		32
8	P.Name 23557		42
9	P.Name 23558		26
10	P.Name 23550	(60)	31
11	P.Name 23554		31
12	P.Name 23552		0
13	P.Name 23544		0
14	P.Name 23541		0
15	P.Name 23555		0
16	P.Name 23549		0

1	P.Name 1322		31
2	P.Name 1323	(60)	32
3	P.Name 1326	(60)	26
4	P.Name 1327		0
5	P.Name 1331		32
6	P.Name 1333		31
7	P.Name 1336		27
8	P.Name 1337		40
9	P.Name 1338		28
10	P.Name 1330		33
11	P.Name 1334		28
12	P.Name 1332		0
13	P.Name 1324		0
14	P.Name 1321		0
15	P.Name 1335		0
16	P.Name 1329		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Player Name 1322	after ref awarded a penalty
10 mins	Player Name 1334	with the hand of God
13 mins	Player Name 23557	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
14 mins	Player Name 1336	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
17 mins	Player Name 1334	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
20 mins	Player Name 1334	with a brave flying header
25 mins	Player Name 23557	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
27 mins	Player Name 1330	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
30 mins	Player Name 1322	blasted a penalty into row z
33 mins	Player Name 1334	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
37 mins	Player Name 1338	with a great volley from 10 yards out
38 mins	Player Name 23557	with a powerful header into the top corner
40 mins	Player Name 1334	with a thunderous shot from distance
43 mins	Player Name 23557	with an own goal
46 mins	Player Name 1334	with a dink right on the goal line
49 mins	Player Name 1337	from the dressing room
50 mins	Player Name 23557	with a great volley from 10 yards out
52 mins	Player Name 1334	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
55 mins	Player Name 1334	from the dressing room
58 mins	Player Name 1334	with the bumcheek of God
60 mins	Player Name 23550	Foul and abusive language
60 mins	Player Name 1323	Foul and abusive language
60 mins	Player Name 1326	Spitting
61 mins	Player Name 23556	from a corner
61 mins	Player Name 1330	with a header from the penalty area
65 mins	Player Name 1334	with a great volley from 10 yards out
68 mins	Player Name 1334	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
71 mins	Player Name 1334	with a thunderous shot from distance
73 mins	Player Name 23542	scuffed a penalty
75 mins	Player Name 1336	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
78 mins	Player Name 1334	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
81 mins	Player Name 1334	with the bumcheek of God
85 mins	Player Name 23558	with a lovely move from the right wing
85 mins	Player Name 1334	with a brave flying header
88 mins	Player Name 1338	with a rocket from outside the penalty area

Match Report

Not so much a competitive game of football as a 90-minute target practise session for Rocket Rangers who battered the We Play Like Girls goal finding the target more often than not for a 24 - 6 rout.
Ash Colbert needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs.
Player Name 23555 didn't turn up for We Play Like Girls's game because he'd drunk too many energy drinks the night before and was still as high as a kite when he woke up.
Golden rules: always make sure you are facing the opposition goal. Always make sure the goalie you are heading for doesn't look like the guy who gives you a lift home after games. Unlike Player Name 23557 do not put the ball into your own net. It's not big. It's not clever.
This was mission impossible for We Play Like Girls, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
Player Name 23550 and Player Name 1323 had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 5 4 1 formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary.
"It wouldn't have taken much extra for to have won," bawled Ash Colbert after being outwitted by Rocket Rangers's manager. "We didn't underestimate them, they were just a lot better than we thought."
The Rocket Rangers goals arrived like buses. not three at time, but you could have driven one through the We Play Like Girls defence all day long.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

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