The Division Mon, 26 Jan 2026

	(10) 18	-	(2) 6
North kingston wanders				Fozzie FC
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Player Name 14794 3, 45 Player Name 14796 11, 33, 73, 77 Player Name 14797 14, 22, 41 (pen) Player Name 14790 18, 82 Player Name 14791 25, 53, 62, 69 (pen) Player Name 14783 37 Player Name 63696 49 (og) Player Name 14798 87		Player Name 63694 11 Player Name 63698 23, 58, 70, 82 Player Name 63696 46

Match Statistics
1 8 1		Formation		3 2 5
69		Possession		31
19		Shots		9
15		Fouls		11
1		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
2		Offsides		1
Continental		Style		Continental
Counter Attack		Instruction		Attacking
Normal		Aggression		Pansy
Blades		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 14782 31 2 P.Name 14783 32 3 P.Name 14786 28 4 P.Name 14787 35 5 P.Name 14791 (90) 29 6 P.Name 14793 28 7 P.Name 14796 (62) 26 8 P.Name 14797 43 9 P.Name 14798 26 10 P.Name 14790 34 11 P.Name 14794 30 12 P.Name 14792 (90) 39 13 P.Name 14784 0 14 P.Name 14781 0 15 P.Name 14795 0 16 P.Name 14789 0		1 P.Name 63682 30 2 P.Name 63683 0 3 P.Name 63686 0 4 P.Name 63687 0 5 P.Name 63691 26 6 P.Name 63693 32 7 P.Name 63696 27 8 P.Name 63697 42 9 P.Name 63698 29 10 P.Name 63690 31 11 P.Name 63694 32 12 P.Name 63692 0 13 P.Name 63684 0 14 P.Name 63681 0 15 P.Name 63695 0 16 P.Name 63689 0

Time		Person	Description
3 mins		Player Name 14794	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
11 mins		Player Name 14796	from a corner
11 mins		Player Name 63694	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
14 mins		Player Name 14797	with the hand of God
18 mins		Player Name 14790	with a great volley from 10 yards out
22 mins		Player Name 14797	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
23 mins		Player Name 63698	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
25 mins		Player Name 14791	from a throw in
33 mins		Player Name 14796	from a free kick
34 mins		Player Name 63682	scuffed a penalty
37 mins		Player Name 14783	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
41 mins		Player Name 14797	after ref awarded a penalty
45 mins		Player Name 14794	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
46 mins		Player Name 63696	with a belter from his own half
49 mins		Player Name 63696	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
53 mins		Player Name 14791	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
58 mins		Player Name 14791	blasted a penalty into row z
58 mins		Player Name 63698	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
62 mins		Player Name 14796	Repeated fouling
62 mins		Player Name 14791	with a brave flying header
66 mins		Player Name 14796	scuffed a penalty
69 mins		Player Name 14791	after ref awarded a penalty
70 mins		Player Name 63698	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
73 mins		Player Name 14796	with a dink right on the goal line
77 mins		Player Name 14796	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
82 mins		Player Name 14790	from a corner
82 mins		Player Name 63698	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
87 mins		Player Name 14798	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
90 mins		Player Name 14791	A broken finger

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Match Report

You can't let teams like North kingston wanders play their game. When you do, they score goals as Fozzie FC found out to their cost with this 18 - 6 drubbing. You could give North kingston wanders 's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything. There's no excuse to miss a game. Player Name 63686 missed this game with the excuse "become a dad. " After this defeat, it wasn't an excuse his manager accepted easily. The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching Fozzie FC's Player Name 63682. This guy couldn't stop a running nose. Ambushed! Fozzie FC threw too many men forward into attack, exposing themselves at the back to the counter attack. The battle was lost. Fozzie FC's Vicky Fozzie experiment with the 3 2 5 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face. Much criticised Fozzie FC manager Vicky Fozzie looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that North kingston wanders scored." It wasn't so much an off day for Fozzie FC, it was more like a day when someone forgot to switch them on in the first place.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Wilmot Piddlethwaite	Snowy	Muddy Pitch