Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(9) 21
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Player Name 54310 9 Player Name 54318 20, 55, 90 Player Name 54316 32, 44 Player Name 54317 67 Player Name 54311 79		Player Name 5754 4, 11, 25, 32, 49, 52, 55, 62, 68, 75, 85 Player Name 5750 7 Player Name 5757 15, 39, 42, 59, 65, 82 Player Name 5758 28 Player Name 5747 72, 78

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
51	Possession	49
12	Shots	22
15	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	2
2	Red Cards	1
5	Offsides	6
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 54302		28
2	P.Name 54303		0
3	P.Name 54306		0
4	P.Name 54307		0
5	P.Name 54311	(84)	31
6	P.Name 54313	(26)	30
7	P.Name 54316		29
8	P.Name 54317		43
9	P.Name 54318		24
10	P.Name 54310	(90)	32
11	P.Name 54314		34
12	P.Name 54312		0
13	P.Name 54304		0
14	P.Name 54301		0
15	P.Name 54315	(84)	29
16	P.Name 54309	(26) (33,68)	31

1	P.Name 5742		29
2	P.Name 5743	(26,84)	34
3	P.Name 5746		25
4	P.Name 5747		35
5	P.Name 5751		25
6	P.Name 5753		27
7	P.Name 5756		32
8	P.Name 5757		41
9	P.Name 5758	(68)	29
10	P.Name 5750	(52)	29
11	P.Name 5754	(90)	29
12	P.Name 5752	(68)	43
13	P.Name 5744		0
14	P.Name 5741	(90)	30
15	P.Name 5755		0
16	P.Name 5749		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 5754	with a belter from his own half
7 mins	Player Name 5750	with the hand of God
9 mins	Player Name 54310	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
11 mins	Player Name 5754	from the dressing room
15 mins	Player Name 5757	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
19 mins	Player Name 5742	blasted a penalty into row z
20 mins	Player Name 54318	with a header from the penalty area
21 mins	Player Name 5742	blasted a penalty into row z
25 mins	Player Name 5754	with a brave flying header
26 mins	Player Name 5743	Time wasting
26 mins	Player Name 54313	A mild concussion
28 mins	Player Name 5758	with a great chip from the left wing
32 mins	Player Name 54316	with the hand of God
32 mins	Player Name 5754	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
33 mins	Player Name 54309	Indecent exposure
35 mins	Player Name 5742	scuffed a penalty
39 mins	Player Name 5757	with a header from the penalty area
42 mins	Player Name 5757	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
44 mins	Player Name 54316	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
46 mins	Player Name 5742	blasted a penalty into row z
49 mins	Player Name 5754	with the bumcheek of God
52 mins	Player Name 5750	Time wasting
52 mins	Player Name 5754	with a lovely move from the right wing
55 mins	Player Name 54318	from a goal kick
55 mins	Player Name 5754	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
59 mins	Player Name 5757	with a belter from the halfway line
62 mins	Player Name 5754	from a corner
65 mins	Player Name 5757	with a great solo effort
67 mins	Player Name 54317	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
68 mins	Player Name 54309	Unsporting behaviour
68 mins	Player Name 5758	A painful back injury
68 mins	Player Name 5754	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
72 mins	Player Name 5747	with a dink right on the goal line
75 mins	Player Name 5754	with the bumcheek of God
78 mins	Player Name 5747	with a flick on
79 mins	Player Name 54311	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
82 mins	Player Name 5757	with a great volley from 10 yards out
84 mins	Player Name 5743	Repeated diving
84 mins	Player Name 54311	A sprained wrist
85 mins	Player Name 5754	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
88 mins	Player Name 5742	blasted a penalty into row z
90 mins	Player Name 54310	Being drunk
90 mins	Player Name 5754	A broken finger
90 mins	Player Name 54318	with a brave flying header

Match Report

After taking a humiliating 21 - 8 hiding by We Play Like Girls on the chin at least We Play Like Girls can claim to do something with style. Lose.
We Play Like Girls are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
Coach Micheal Witterman told missing player Player Name 5749 he'd have to work hard for his place back after he missed this win due to a pathetic "a Sky TV installation. ".
A spectacular strike with a brave flying header sealed Player Name 54318's hat trick for We Play Like Girls.
We Play Like Girls attempted to counter We Play Like Girls's attacking style but ended up doing a pitiful impression even Les Dennis would be ashamed by.
Sent off! We Play Like Girls player Player Name 54310 found himself taking and early bath, he should have brought his rubber duck.
We Play Like Girls's Richard Perry is clearly deeply in love with 3 2 2 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
As an angry mob of We Play Like Girls fans were heading towards the pub after this defeat, one pointed to the car park asking "Where does that idiot Richard Perry leave his car?"
We Play Like Girls looked dangerous with every foray into the We Play Like Girls half. Actually, that should read were dangerous seeing as the scored almost every time they caught sight of the We Play Like Girls goal.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Windy

Hard Pitch