Match Report

	(5) 9	-	(2) 3
Hunter X Hunter				Zebra Legion Athletic
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Sam Urai 9, 35, 90 Val Veeta 17 Harrison Fire 25 Gunther Munsterveld 44 (og) Alf Abet 53, 61 Justin Credible 80		Hubertus Slimibich 12 Kloe Malywallyooo 29, 79

Match Statistics

4 1 4 1	Formation	4 3 3
53	Possession	47
9	Shots	13
7	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	6
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	D.Tater		78
2	A.Meway	(90)	69
3	H.Fire		87
4	A.Bomb		72
5	A.Rudder		46
6	R.Cranium		87
7	V.Veeta		87
8	J.Credible	(90)	66
9	A.Abet		47
10	J.Credible		46
11	S.Urai		48
12	D.Tater	(90)	42
13	T.Burr		0
14	R.Meeblind		0
15	P.Pantz		0
16	O.Whackew		0

1	M.The Priest		46
2	C.Mahogany		47
3	G.Munsterveld	(90)	48
4	K.Manic-Atkins		46
5	H.Barca		46
6	L.Scribonia		47
7	M.The Druid		46
8	R.Mr Disraeli		46
9	f.dragon ria		48
10	H.Slimibich		46
11	K.Malywallyooo		48
12	T.Forum Romana		0
13	S.Varrus		0
14	B.Bowman		0
15	C.A Pleb		0
16	C.Gaius		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Sam Urai	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
12 mins	Hubertus Slimibich	from a free kick
17 mins	Val Veeta	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
25 mins	Harrison Fire	with a spectacular bicycle kick
29 mins	Kloe Malywallyooo	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
35 mins	Sam Urai	from a corner
44 mins	Gunther Munsterveld	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
53 mins	Alf Abet	with a great chip from the left wing
61 mins	Alf Abet	with the bumcheek of God
63 mins	fiery dragon ria	scuffed a penalty
70 mins	Dick Tater	blasted a penalty into row z
79 mins	Kloe Malywallyooo	with a brave flying header
80 mins	Justin Credible	from a corner
90 mins	Adam Meway	Being drunk
90 mins	Gunther Munsterveld	Dangerous tackling
90 mins	Justin Credible	A broken arm
90 mins	Sam Urai	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside

Match Report

Hunter X Hunter beat Zebra Legion Athletic at a canter with a comfortable 9 - 3 win.
kevin atkins must be either as lazy as they come or a blind optimist to think letting Zebra Legion Athletic off training will help.
Watching Gunther Munsterveld swiping at the ball over and over again in a vein attempt to clear his lines, it was almost tragic that the poor lad could only succeeded in sticking it past his floundering keeper for an own goal of cringing proportions.
Hunter X Hunter's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 3 3 was a good stab, unfortunately for kevin atkins most of his squad are best on the bench.
"I would do anything Nick Bryson asked of us," gushed Justin Credible after today's win. "Tomorrow morning I'm washing his car."
Being such good value for their win, Hunter X Hunter should be on supermarket shelves everywhere. If only it was win three points, get three points free.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Windy

Soft Pitch