Match Report

	(8) 16	-	(0) 3
Melchester Rovers FC				FC NY Arrow
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Chris C.L.R. Mass 5, 10, 23 (pen), 35, 44, 48, 57, 62, 74, 86 (pen) Samson C.L.R Night 14 Roy R.Race 31, 39, 80 Amanda C.L.R Hugg 52 Huang C. Annsaw 68		Mort Maxx 46 Edd Diddel 68 Manolo Maxx 85

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
41	Possession	59
16	Shots	15
13	Fouls	3
2	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	G.Keeper		48
2	A.C.L.R Hugg		45
3	S.C.L.R Knott		46
4	W.C.L.R Legg		48
5	S.C.L.R Night	(84)	45
6	A.C.L.R Tricky	(28,55)	46
7	S.C.L.R.Manilla		44
8	H.C. Annsaw		43
9	R.R.Race		48
10	C.C.L.R. Mass		46
11	T.C.L.R. Urchips		0
12	S.Keeper		0
13	M.DeLawn		0
14	A.C.L.R. Kazz		0
15	D.C.L.R Lect		0
16	A.Thetires		0

1	W.Steele		48
2	B.Wall	(84)	45
3	C.Domowskivicz		0
4	E.Diddel	(62)	44
5	B.Earle		47
6	M.Maxx		30
7	M.Maxx		48
8	M.Maxx		0
9	M.Maxx		46
10	S.Dup		0
11	H.Score		0
12	K.Closer		0
13	M.Maxx		0
14	T.Derby		0
15	M.Maxx	(84)	44
16	J.Strap		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Chris C.L.R. Mass	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
10 mins	Chris C.L.R. Mass	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
14 mins	Samson C.L.R Night	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
23 mins	Chris C.L.R. Mass	after ref awarded a penalty
27 mins	Chris C.L.R. Mass	scuffed a penalty
28 mins	Alec C.L.R Tricky	Faking injury
31 mins	Roy R.Race	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
35 mins	Chris C.L.R. Mass	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
39 mins	Roy R.Race	with the bumcheek of God
44 mins	Chris C.L.R. Mass	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
46 mins	Mort Maxx	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
48 mins	Chris C.L.R. Mass	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
52 mins	Amanda C.L.R Hugg	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
55 mins	Alec C.L.R Tricky	Stealing
57 mins	Chris C.L.R. Mass	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
62 mins	Edd Diddel	Obstruction
62 mins	Chris C.L.R. Mass	with a belter from his own half
68 mins	Huang C. Annsaw	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
68 mins	Edd Diddel	from a free kick
74 mins	Chris C.L.R. Mass	from a free kick
80 mins	Roy R.Race	with the hand of God
84 mins	Samson C.L.R Night	Shirt pulling
84 mins	Bart Wall	A broken cheek bone
85 mins	Manolo Maxx	from a goal kick
86 mins	Chris C.L.R. Mass	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

This dizzying 16 - 3 display of goal scoring from Melchester Rovers FC saw the net bulged time and again as a helpless FC NY Arrow were reduced to mere spectators.
WmJnsn Milton III may have to cancel his Tuesday Pottery class, as giving his team some work on Training Night seems much more important.
FC NY Arrow's Hugh Score made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. FC NY Arrow's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
More defensive than OJ Simpson on court case day, Melchester Rovers FC's defensive game got the verdict over FC NY Arrow's attacking style.
FC NY Arrow look about as convinving playing in the 4 4 2 Attacking formation as they would if boss WmJnsn Milton III sent them out in dresses.
One FC NY Arrow fan grumbling about his team's current manager said "Even my gran could create a less badly knit unit than him!"
If anyone wondered why there were buckets of water on the touchline they need not have looked any further than the 16 - 3 scoreline. Melchester Rovers FC are on fire.

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