Match Report

	(7) 13	-	(1) 4
BUCCANEERS				Right Enuff
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Justin Credible 7, 14, 26, 32, 39, 45, 51, 65, 70, 82, 88 Ariel Hassle 20 Des Buratto 76		Dooz La Cruz 32, 51, 69, 87

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	5 2 3
30	Possession	70
13	Shots	19
10	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
1	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	W.Piece		46
2	E.Ible		48
3	L.Tarred	(56)	62
4	R.Ingleaves		48
5	A.Nino		45
6	H.deMann		48
7	W.Bago		80
8	R.Banks	(77)	44
9	A.Hassle		58
10	D.Buratto		46
11	J.Credible		47
12	B.Ding		0
13	A.Kaseltzer		0
14	H.Annsaw		0
15	S.Dup		0
16	A.Kaholic	(77)	43

1	J.Roc		48
2	K.Kel		47
3	G.Pique*		48
4	W.Miller		48
5	M.Rodondo		0
6	F.Beckenbauer*	(24,52)	48
7	M.DeLawn		48
8	A.Mitchell	(56)	48
9	D.La Cruz		48
10	K.Kenneth*		0
11	A.Shearer		0
12	K.Chelskis	(56)	48
13	A.Hugnkiss		0
14	B.Gunn		0
15	U.Don		0
16	A.Taylor		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Justin Credible	from the dressing room
14 mins	Justin Credible	with a dink right on the goal line
15 mins	Dooz La Cruz	blasted a penalty into row z
20 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
24 mins	Franz Beckenbauer*	Shirt pulling
26 mins	Justin Credible	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
32 mins	Justin Credible	from a free kick
32 mins	Dooz La Cruz	with the bumcheek of God
39 mins	Justin Credible	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
45 mins	Justin Credible	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
51 mins	Justin Credible	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
51 mins	Dooz La Cruz	with a flick on
52 mins	Franz Beckenbauer*	Time wasting
56 mins	Leo Tarred	Squabbling
56 mins	Alan Mitchell	A bruised shoulder
65 mins	Justin Credible	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
69 mins	Dooz La Cruz	with a strike from the left wing
70 mins	Justin Credible	with a great volley from 10 yards out
76 mins	Des Buratto	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
77 mins	Robin Banks	A broken arm
82 mins	Justin Credible	from a goal kick
87 mins	Dooz La Cruz	with a header from the penalty area
88 mins	Justin Credible	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot

Match Report

BUCCANEERS were the better the side on the day as their 13 - 4 pounding of Right Enuff showed.
Whatever it is Julian Martinez is putting in BUCCANEERS's water, we'd like some.
Amanda Hugnkiss missed the game through severe trauma when girl he'd dumped nine months ago called to say he was a dad.
Right Enuff's goalie Jay Roc couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
Like a box of damp matches, the Right Enuff forward line is full of useless strikers.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why BUCCANEERS go out in 5 2 3 formation we're still looking for it.
"The one thing the manager has given us is grit, determination and resolve," frothed a fan after this 13 - 4 BUCCANEERS win.
So near yet so far. All Right Enuff had to do to secure a draw was score a mere 13 times. Not too much to ask.

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