Match Report

	(9) 21	-	(1) 3
Zebra Legion Athletic				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Kloe Malywallyooo 4, 15, 19, 39, 69 fiery dragon ria 7, 23, 31 (pen), 42, 46, 54, 58, 73, 81 (pen), 84, 88 Slick Chillifeather 11, 62, 65 Kevin Manic-Atkins 50 Moonwind The Druid 76		Player Name 49796 30, 58 Player Name 49798 75

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	3 2 5
62	Possession	38
21	Shots	10
8	Fouls	13
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	C.Ug Monster	47
2	C.Mahogany	47
3	G.Munsterveld	48
4	K.Manic-Atkins	46
5	H.Barca	46
6	L.Scribonia	47
7	M.The Druid	46
8	C.Octavian Filius	48
9	S.Chillifeather	48
10	f.dragon ria	48
11	K.Malywallyooo	48
12	C.A Pleb	0
13	S.Varrus	0
14	B.Bowman	0
15	H.Slimibich	0
16	C.Gaius	0

1	P.Name 49782		27
2	P.Name 49783		29
3	P.Name 49786		30
4	P.Name 49787	(56)	32
5	P.Name 49791		29
6	P.Name 49793		0
7	P.Name 49796		28
8	P.Name 49797		0
9	P.Name 49798		26
10	P.Name 49790		34
11	P.Name 49794		28
12	P.Name 49792		0
13	P.Name 49784		0
14	P.Name 49781		0
15	P.Name 49795		0
16	P.Name 49789		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Kloe Malywallyooo	from a throw in
7 mins	fiery dragon ria	from the dressing room
11 mins	Slick Chillifeather	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
15 mins	Kloe Malywallyooo	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
19 mins	Kloe Malywallyooo	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
23 mins	fiery dragon ria	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
27 mins	fiery dragon ria	scuffed a penalty
30 mins	Player Name 49796	with the hand of God
31 mins	fiery dragon ria	after ref awarded a penalty
39 mins	Kloe Malywallyooo	from a throw in
42 mins	fiery dragon ria	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
45 mins	Player Name 49782	scuffed a penalty
46 mins	fiery dragon ria	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
50 mins	Kevin Manic-Atkins	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
54 mins	fiery dragon ria	with a dink right on the goal line
56 mins	Player Name 49787	Scrapping
58 mins	fiery dragon ria	with a great volley from 10 yards out
58 mins	Player Name 49796	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
62 mins	Slick Chillifeather	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
65 mins	Slick Chillifeather	with a lovely move from the right wing
69 mins	Kloe Malywallyooo	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
73 mins	fiery dragon ria	with a thunderous shot from distance
75 mins	Player Name 49798	with a great volley from 10 yards out
76 mins	Moonwind The Druid	with a lovely move from the right wing
81 mins	fiery dragon ria	after ref awarded a penalty
84 mins	fiery dragon ria	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
88 mins	fiery dragon ria	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out

Match Report

There's only one word for what happened to We Play Like Girls here. They were mauled, well and truly. How else can you describe being beaten 21 - 3? That's not losing, losing would suggest they competed in some way.
If he leads by example then We Play Like Girls manager Guma . must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
Not even Player Name 49792's primary school teacher would have swallowed the excuse that he missed today's game because he gone to church.
The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching We Play Like Girls's Player Name 49782. This guy couldn't stop a running nose.
The We Play Like Girls's defence will at least go home clean, they slid in for no tackles, the opposition's forwards went clean past them and even hung them out to dry!
There are less suitable formations for We Play Like Girls's squad than 3 2 5, but Guma . would be advised to ignore those too.
"All the We Play Like Girls team are 100% behind the manager," one player commented after this defeat. "But I can't speak for the rest of them."
So what went wrong for We Play Like Girls? Apart from not being able to defend, being ineffectual in attack and non-existent in midfield hardly anything.

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Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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