Match Report

	(8) 17	-	(2) 4
Right Enuff				FC NY Arrow
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Kenneth Kenneth* 6, 16, 25, 76 Moe DeLawn 11, 56 Conrad Domowskivicz 20 (og) Alan Shearer 30, 36, 41, 61 (pen), 66, 71, 85, 89 Kel Kel 46, 51		Stan Dup 20, 59 Hugh Score 40 Micke Maxx 87

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
68	Possession	32
19	Shots	9
10	Fouls	14
2	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	1
6	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	J.Roc		48
2	K.Kel	(54)	45
3	G.Pique*		48
4	W.Miller		48
5	M.Rodondo	(32)	48
6	F.Beckenbauer*		48
7	M.DeLawn		48
8	A.Mitchell	(63)	48
9	D.La Cruz		0
10	K.Kenneth*		48
11	A.Shearer		48
12	K.Chelskis		0
13	A.Hugnkiss		0
14	B.Gunn		0
15	U.Don	(54)	47
16	A.Taylor		0

1	W.Steele		48
2	B.Wall	(28)	47
3	C.Domowskivicz	(54)	48
4	E.Diddel		44
5	B.Earle		0
6	M.Maxx		0
7	M.Maxx		0
8	M.Maxx		47
9	M.Maxx	(28,80)	46
10	S.Dup		48
11	H.Score		48
12	K.Closer		0
13	M.Maxx		0
14	T.Derby		0
15	M.Maxx		0
16	J.Strap		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Kenneth Kenneth*	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
11 mins	Moe DeLawn	from a throw in
16 mins	Kenneth Kenneth*	with a spectacular bicycle kick
20 mins	Conrad Domowskivicz	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
20 mins	Stan Dup	with a thunderous shot from distance
25 mins	Kenneth Kenneth*	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
28 mins	Manolo Maxx	Fighting with fans
28 mins	Bart Wall	Fighting with fans
30 mins	Alan Shearer	with a great chip from the left wing
32 mins	Mondo Rodondo	Faking injury
36 mins	Alan Shearer	with a spectacular bicycle kick
40 mins	Hugh Score	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
41 mins	Alan Shearer	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
46 mins	Kel Kel	with a header from the penalty area
51 mins	Kel Kel	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
54 mins	Conrad Domowskivicz	Repeated fouling
54 mins	Kel Kel	A mild concussion
56 mins	Moe DeLawn	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
59 mins	Stan Dup	with a strike from the left wing
61 mins	Alan Shearer	after ref awarded a penalty
63 mins	Alan Mitchell	Fighting with fans
66 mins	Alan Shearer	from a corner
71 mins	Alan Shearer	from a corner
76 mins	Kenneth Kenneth*	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
80 mins	Manolo Maxx	Shirt pulling
81 mins	Alan Shearer	scuffed a penalty
85 mins	Alan Shearer	from a corner
87 mins	Micke Maxx	from a corner
89 mins	Alan Shearer	from a throw in

Match Report

FC NY Arrow were taught a real lesson here by a rampant Right Enuff side. So heavy was the 17 - 4 defeat that by the end they were having trouble keeping track of score. Maybe the lesson should have been maths.
Right Enuff applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
To win games you need to win the ball. FC NY Arrow don't even know what a ball looks like.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. FC NY Arrow's Will Steele is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
Someone should buy Right Enuff's midfield a Parkie's outfit, they bossed everything that happened out there today.
Manolo Maxx and Bart Wall picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Simon Pieman would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Simon Pieman stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, FC NY Arrow's WmJnsn Milton III is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 4 2 Attacking formation.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," offered manager WmJnsn Milton III after being utterly outwitted by the opposition coach. "We might have lost the game, but morally it was a draw."
If getting beaten 6-0 hurts, getting beaten 17 - 4 requires a fleet of ambulances to whisk the entire FC NY Arrow to hospital at the full-time whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Windy

Hard Pitch