Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(9) 18
Green Shield Tornadoes				sd athletic
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Samson Night 16, 35, 70 Sid Down 52 Joe King 85		Thomas Smart 5 (pen), 14 (pen), 28, 33 (pen), 38, 42, 47, 56 (pen), 65, 69, 88 Stanley Hughes 10, 24, 51, 78, 82 Chad Sheppard 19 James Overy 74

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
50	Possession	50
14	Shots	18
7	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	1
8	Offsides	6
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Pantz		44
2	R.Banks		71
3	S.Down	(56)	71
4	J.King	(61)	46
5	E.Ible		46
6	A.Structible		47
7	S.Night		43
8	L.Briccant		45
9	W.Deer		0
10	A.Kaholic		0
11	C.Lear		0
12	J.Nasium		0
13	R.Cranium	(56)	44
14	H.Fire		0
15	V.Lay		0
16	C.Lear		0

1	C.Smith		44
2	G.Briggs-horan		45
3	T.Long	(56,84)	44
4	L.Constable	(28)	29
5	M.Brayne-Patterson		33
6	J.Overy		44
7	J.Leney-Tillet		44
8	C.Sheppard		47
9	S.Hughes		47
10	T.Smart		46
11	B.Holt-piper		33
12	J.Purnell		0
13	J.Smith		0
14	A.King		0
15	L.Taylor		0
16	M.Walker		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Thomas Smart	after ref awarded a penalty
10 mins	Stanley Hughes	with a dink right on the goal line
14 mins	Thomas Smart	after ref awarded a penalty
16 mins	Samson Night	with a lovely move from the right wing
19 mins	Chad Sheppard	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
24 mins	Stanley Hughes	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
28 mins	Liam Constable	Indecent exposure
28 mins	Thomas Smart	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
33 mins	Thomas Smart	after ref awarded a penalty
35 mins	Samson Night	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
38 mins	Thomas Smart	with a spectacular bicycle kick
42 mins	Thomas Smart	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
47 mins	Thomas Smart	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
51 mins	Stanley Hughes	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
52 mins	Sid Down	with a lovely move from the right wing
56 mins	Tyler Long	Dangerous tackling
56 mins	Sid Down	A sprained wrist
56 mins	Thomas Smart	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Thomas Smart	blasted a penalty into row z
61 mins	Joe King	High kicking
65 mins	Thomas Smart	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
69 mins	Thomas Smart	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
70 mins	Samson Night	with a dink right on the goal line
74 mins	James Overy	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
78 mins	Stanley Hughes	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
82 mins	Stanley Hughes	with a belter from the halfway line
84 mins	Tyler Long	Repeated fouling
85 mins	Joe King	from the dressing room
88 mins	Thomas Smart	with a lovely move from the right wing

Match Report

Green Shield Tornadoes put up a woeful display which led to a not unsurprising 18 - 5 whopping from sd athletic. Their shame only increased as their own manager laughed them off the pitch.
When sd athletic's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
Chanda Lear missed Green Shield Tornadoes's game because he went on a dirty weekend with the barmaid from his local.
Green Shield Tornadoes's keeper Peter Pantz couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
After today's performance Green Shield Tornadoes's midfield were bright red in the face - not through exertion but through understandable embarrassment.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Green Shield Tornadoes's Noah Ault is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 5 2 Attacking formation.
"At the end of the day we just ran out of legs," admitted losing manager Noah Ault. "When they scored I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in."
Results don't get much more convincing than this. sd athletic looked almost embarrassed at the ease with which they bulged the opposition net. on a mere 18 occasions.

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