Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(8) 18
Melchester Rovers FC				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Alec C.L.R Tricky 18, 34 Tate C.L.R. Urchips 54, 72, 90		Player Name 49794 4, 18, 47, 61, 89 Player Name 49798 9, 14, 23 Player Name 49796 28, 51, 70 Player Name 49793 37 Player Name 49797 42, 66, 84 Player Name 49791 56 Wilma C.L.R Legg 75 (og) Player Name 49790 79

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	3 2 5
53	Possession	47
8	Shots	18
11	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	5
Passing	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	G.Keeper		0
2	A.C.L.R Hugg		45
3	S.C.L.R Knott		46
4	W.C.L.R Legg		48
5	S.C.L.R Night	(90)	45
6	A.C.L.R Tricky	(90)	46
7	S.C.L.R.Manilla		0
8	H.C. Annsaw		43
9	R.R.Race		0
10	C.C.L.R. Mass		46
11	T.C.L.R. Urchips		42
12	S.Keeper		0
13	M.DeLawn		0
14	A.C.L.R. Kazz	(90)	43
15	D.C.L.R Lect		0
16	A.Thetires		0

1	P.Name 49782		27
2	P.Name 49783	(90)	29
3	P.Name 49786		30
4	P.Name 49787		32
5	P.Name 49791		29
6	P.Name 49793		30
7	P.Name 49796		28
8	P.Name 49797		44
9	P.Name 49798		26
10	P.Name 49790	(90)	34
11	P.Name 49794		28
12	P.Name 49792		0
13	P.Name 49784		0
14	P.Name 49781	(90)	27
15	P.Name 49795		0
16	P.Name 49789		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 49794	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
9 mins	Player Name 49798	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
14 mins	Player Name 49798	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
18 mins	Alec C.L.R Tricky	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
18 mins	Player Name 49794	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
23 mins	Player Name 49798	with a flick on
28 mins	Player Name 49796	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
32 mins	Player Name 49782	scuffed a penalty
34 mins	Alec C.L.R Tricky	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
37 mins	Player Name 49793	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
42 mins	Player Name 49797	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
47 mins	Player Name 49794	with a header from the penalty area
51 mins	Player Name 49796	from a goal kick
54 mins	Tate C.L.R. Urchips	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
56 mins	Player Name 49791	with the hand of God
61 mins	Player Name 49794	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
66 mins	Player Name 49797	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
70 mins	Player Name 49796	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
72 mins	Tate C.L.R. Urchips	with a great volley from 10 yards out
75 mins	Wilma C.L.R Legg	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
79 mins	Player Name 49790	with a belter from his own half
84 mins	Player Name 49797	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
89 mins	Player Name 49794	with a belter from the halfway line
90 mins	Alec C.L.R Tricky	Squabbling
90 mins	Player Name 49790	A bruised shoulder
90 mins	Player Name 49783	Time wasting
90 mins	Samson C.L.R Night	A mild concussion
90 mins	Tate C.L.R. Urchips	with a stunning effort that went in off the post

Match Report

What was this? A game of rugby? Such was the beating handed down to Melchester Rovers FC that it must have seemed like We Play Like Girls were getting three points per goal with a bonus penalty kick every time they scored for the result to be 18 - 5.
After a good session at the Trip to the beach the We Play Like Girls performance was credit to manager Guma .'s commitment.
Not even Sam C.L.R.Manilla's primary school teacher would have swallowed the excuse that he missed today's game because he choir practice.
Melchester Rovers FC's keeper, Gee Keeper, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
Both managers sent their team out to play a Passing style, it could have been a night of shadow boxing. However We Play Like Girls had the knockout punch, leaving Melchester Rovers FC chasing shadows.
Melchester Rovers FC's Steve Harris experiment with the 4 3 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
In a posting on the We Play Like Girls messageboard, fans were extolling the virtues of We Play Like Girls boss Guma . - one fan's message headed "Guma . is a Sunday League Arsene Wenger!"
Scoring prowess seems a slight under-statement for the kind of fire power on show from this explosive We Play Like Girls. Maybe explosives would have worked better for the utterly out-classed Melchester Rovers FC.

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Buster Jones Junior

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