Match Report

	(7) 15	-	(2) 3
Hunter X Hunter				BUCCANEERS
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Shirley Knot 5, 11, 16, 28, 35, 41, 46, 53, 59, 70, 75, 88 Dick Tater 23 (pen) Val Veeta 65 Tim Burr 82		Des Buratto 22, 44 Shirley Knot 67

Match Statistics

Christmas Tree	Formation	1 8 1
62	Possession	38
15	Shots	8
10	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	D.Tater		88
2	H.Fire		81
3	T.Burr	(61)	84
4	A.Meway		58
5	P.Pantz	(66)	47
6	V.Veeta		87
7	J.Credible		75
8	A.Abet		47
9	V.Veeta		72
10	J.Credible		46
11	S.Knot		91
12	B.Frapples		0
13	R.Meeblind	(66)	46
14	A.Hugnkiss		0
15	S.Urai		0
16	A.Bomb		0

1	H.Annsaw		42
2	A.Kaholic		73
3	W.Bago		75
4	S.Knot		45
5	A.Kaholic		43
6	R.Ingleaves		48
7	A.Hassle		55
8	D.Buratto	(66)	46
9	A.Kaseltzer		45
10	L.Tarred		45
11	J.Credible		47
12	S.Dup		0
13	A.Nino		0
14	W.Piece		0
15	E.Ible		0
16	H.deMann		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Shirley Knot	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
11 mins	Shirley Knot	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
16 mins	Shirley Knot	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
22 mins	Des Buratto	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
23 mins	Dick Tater	after ref awarded a penalty
28 mins	Shirley Knot	from a throw in
33 mins	Des Buratto	blasted a penalty into row z
35 mins	Shirley Knot	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
41 mins	Shirley Knot	with the hand of God
44 mins	Des Buratto	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
46 mins	Shirley Knot	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
53 mins	Shirley Knot	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
56 mins	Ariel Hassle	blasted a penalty into row z
59 mins	Shirley Knot	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
61 mins	Tim Burr	Dangerous tackling
65 mins	Val Veeta	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
66 mins	Des Buratto	Interfering with an opponent
66 mins	Peter Pantz	A broken cheek bone
67 mins	Shirley Knot	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
70 mins	Shirley Knot	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
75 mins	Shirley Knot	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
82 mins	Tim Burr	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
88 mins	Shirley Knot	with a great volley from 10 yards out

Match Report

BUCCANEERS would have come out of this match better off if a massive tidal wave had washed over them. The only tidal wave here was the 15 goals Hunter X Hunter tucked away.
Like an untended garden, the untrained BUCCANEERS have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training.
Stan Dup must feel shame-faced that he missed today's thumping because of received a good hiding.
Where did BUCCANEERS get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
A terrible day for BUCCANEERS's midfield, they couldn't even pass wind.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the Christmas Tree formation look impressive, Hunter X Hunter however make it look very ordinary.
"He's one of those managers you'd give your left leg to play for," enthused Peter Pantz of his boss Nick Bryson.
Results don't get much more convincing than this. Hunter X Hunter looked almost embarrassed at the ease with which they bulged the opposition net. on a mere 15 occasions.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

Rainy

Muddy Pitch