The Division Sat, 10 Jan 2026

	(7) 16	-	(7) 13
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Player Name 46197 5, 16, 29, 39, 51, 55, 63, 68, 80 Player Name 46195 9 Player Name 46183 13 Player Name 46199 34, 77 Player Name 46192 59, 89 Player Name 46196 85		Player Name 77954 7, 19, 31, 44, 56, 79 Player Name 77951 13, 26, 62, 73 Player Name 77946 39, 84 Player Name 77957 50

Match Statistics
4 5 1		Formation		2 5 3
69		Possession		31
18		Shots		13
10		Fouls		10
2		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
8		Offsides		4
Use Wings		Style		Longball
Counter Attack		Instruction		Counter Attack
Normal		Aggression		Pansy
Studded		Boots		Astros

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 46180 0 2 P.Name 46183 36 3 P.Name 46186 (78) 37 4 P.Name 46184 34 5 P.Name 46189 (40) 32 6 P.Name 46196 30 7 P.Name 46194 36 8 P.Name 46192 41 9 P.Name 46195 29 10 P.Name 46199 32 11 P.Name 46197 44 12 P.Name 46198 0 13 P.Name 46185 0 14 P.Name 46188 0 15 P.Name 46190 0 16 P.Name 46191 0		1 P.Name 77942 0 2 P.Name 77943 32 3 P.Name 77946 (56) 26 4 P.Name 77947 34 5 P.Name 77951 27 6 P.Name 77953 27 7 P.Name 77956 29 8 P.Name 77957 39 9 P.Name 77958 25 10 P.Name 77950 (78) 33 11 P.Name 77954 30 12 P.Name 77952 (78) 43 13 P.Name 77944 0 14 P.Name 77941 0 15 P.Name 77955 0 16 P.Name 77949 0

Time		Person	Description
5 mins		Player Name 46197	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
7 mins		Player Name 77954	with a flick on
9 mins		Player Name 46195	with a great chip from the left wing
13 mins		Player Name 46183	with a great volley from 10 yards out
13 mins		Player Name 77951	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
16 mins		Player Name 46197	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
19 mins		Player Name 77954	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
21 mins		Player Name 46197	scuffed a penalty
25 mins		Player Name 46197	blasted a penalty into row z
26 mins		Player Name 77951	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
29 mins		Player Name 46197	with a thunderous shot from distance
31 mins		Player Name 77954	with a great solo effort
34 mins		Player Name 46199	with a header from the penalty area
39 mins		Player Name 46197	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
39 mins		Player Name 77946	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
40 mins		Player Name 46189	High kicking
43 mins		Player Name 46197	scuffed a penalty
44 mins		Player Name 77954	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
47 mins		Player Name 46192	blasted a penalty into row z
50 mins		Player Name 77957	from a corner
51 mins		Player Name 46197	from a free kick
55 mins		Player Name 46197	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
56 mins		Player Name 77946	Dangerous tackling
56 mins		Player Name 77954	from the dressing room
59 mins		Player Name 46192	from a goal kick
62 mins		Player Name 77951	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
63 mins		Player Name 46197	with a brave flying header
67 mins		Player Name 77954	blasted a penalty into row z
68 mins		Player Name 46197	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
72 mins		Player Name 46199	blasted a penalty into row z
73 mins		Player Name 77951	with a brave flying header
77 mins		Player Name 46199	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
78 mins		Player Name 46186	Faking injury
78 mins		Player Name 77950	A mild concussion
79 mins		Player Name 77954	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
80 mins		Player Name 46197	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
84 mins		Player Name 77946	with a great solo effort
85 mins		Player Name 46196	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
89 mins		Player Name 46192	with a powerful header into the top corner

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Match Report

We Play Like Girls held nothing back for this 16 - 13 win over We Play Like Girls. If he leads by example then We Play Like Girls manager James Connor must be a born loser. Back to the white board. Player Name 46180 missed the match because he was at home sobbing his little heart out after his boyfriend ran off with his dad. Player Name 46192 was on sparkling form for We Play Like Girls scoring 2 of their goals in this 16 - 13 result. With both teams on top of their Counter Attack game, We Play Like Girls were lucky to see the result go their way. The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why We Play Like Girls go out in 4 5 1 formation we're still looking for it. "His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," offered manager James Connor after being utterly outwitted by the opposition coach. "We might have lost the game, but morally it was a draw." The world of commerce could take a leaf out of We Play Like Girls's book, they're looking like they're about to do some brisk business when it comes to picking up points.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Jasper Goodhead	Rainy	Muddy Pitch