Match Report

	(10) 23	-	(2) 5
sd athletic				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Thomas Smart 4, 16 (pen), 20, 28, 35 (pen), 55, 78, 81, 84, 88 Chad Sheppard 9, 58 Jess Leney-Tillet 12, 47 Stanley Hughes 24, 39 Charlie Sheppard 31, 71 James Overy 51, 65 Liam Constable 61, 68 Player Name 46199 75 (og)		Stanley Hughes 31 (og) Player Name 46197 43, 56 Player Name 46189 72 Player Name 46192 90

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	4 5 1
64	Possession	36
23	Shots	8
3	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	1
6	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.King		46
2	L.Taylor		35
3	T.Long		44
4	L.Constable		29
5	M.Brayne-Patterson	(57)	33
6	J.Overy		44
7	J.Leney-Tillet		44
8	C.Sheppard		47
9	C.Sheppard		48
10	S.Hughes		47
11	T.Smart		46
12	K.Chappel		0
13	J.Dallimore	(57) (61)	31
14	C.Smith		0
15	G.Briggs-horan		0
16	F.Pryce		0

1	P.Name 46180		30
2	P.Name 46183		0
3	P.Name 46186	(28,57)	36
4	P.Name 46184		0
5	P.Name 46189	(88)	32
6	P.Name 46196		30
7	P.Name 46194		35
8	P.Name 46192		41
9	P.Name 46195		29
10	P.Name 46199		32
11	P.Name 46197		44
12	P.Name 46198		0
13	P.Name 46185		0
14	P.Name 46188		0
15	P.Name 46190		0
16	P.Name 46191		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Thomas Smart	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
8 mins	Player Name 46186	scuffed a penalty
9 mins	Chad Sheppard	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
12 mins	Jess Leney-Tillet	with a dink right on the goal line
16 mins	Thomas Smart	after ref awarded a penalty
19 mins	Player Name 46189	blasted a penalty into row z
20 mins	Thomas Smart	with a flick on
24 mins	Stanley Hughes	with a strike from the left wing
28 mins	Player Name 46186	Repeated diving
28 mins	Thomas Smart	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
31 mins	Charlie Sheppard	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
31 mins	Stanley Hughes	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
35 mins	Thomas Smart	after ref awarded a penalty
39 mins	Stanley Hughes	with the hand of God
43 mins	Player Name 46197	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
47 mins	Jess Leney-Tillet	with a thunderous shot from distance
51 mins	James Overy	with a belter from the halfway line
55 mins	Thomas Smart	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
56 mins	Player Name 46197	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
57 mins	Player Name 46186	Time wasting
57 mins	Mae Brayne-Patterson	A bruised shoulder
58 mins	Chad Sheppard	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
61 mins	James Dallimore	Faking injury
61 mins	Liam Constable	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
65 mins	James Overy	with a strike from the left wing
68 mins	Liam Constable	with a thunderous shot from distance
71 mins	Charlie Sheppard	with a powerful header into the top corner
72 mins	Player Name 46189	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
75 mins	Player Name 46199	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
78 mins	Thomas Smart	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
81 mins	Thomas Smart	with a belter from his own half
84 mins	Thomas Smart	with a thunderous shot from distance
88 mins	Player Name 46189	Squabbling
88 mins	Thomas Smart	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
90 mins	Player Name 46192	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside

Match Report

We Play Like Girls's defence weren't keen on getting to the ball. They claimed it was a bit muddy and might mess up their nice white shorts. The result? A 23 - 5 tonking.
sd athletic's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
When sd athletic player George Briggs-horan failed to show, his manager assumed he'd had another night on the tiles. Upon driving round to his house he found him huddled round his chimney. It seems his ladder fell over while he was fixing his gutter leaving him stranded.
Player Name 46199's own goal is was the kind of blunder he'll be having nightmares about for the rest of the season. And all of the next season. And the one after that… yup, that bad.
sd athletic have so many midfield dyanamos across the middle of the park, they could generate enough electricity for a small city.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, We Play Like Girls's sam whittle is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 5 1 formation.
"We can beat anyone on our day so long as we score," sd athletic boss stanley hughes claimed following the win.
Watching We Play Like Girls is a very educational experience for their boss, sam whittle. During games like this he reads a book.

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