Match Report

	(2) 7	-	(12) 26
We Play Like Girls				Little Creek Wanderers
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Player Name 77954 14 Player Name 77958 42, 70 Player Name 77951 52 Player Name 77950 61, 89 Player Name 77957 80		Jermaine Defoe 4, 10, 17, 24, 27, 35, 38, 42, 49, 59, 72, 75, 78, 85, 88 Ryan Kent 7, 21, 31, 62 Alfredo Morelas 14, 56 Fashion Sakala 46 Greg Stewart 53, 68 Player Name 77949 65 (og) Leon Balogun 81

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
30	Possession	70
8	Shots	26
2	Fouls	10
0	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 77942		30
2	P.Name 77943		32
3	P.Name 77946		0
4	P.Name 77947		0
5	P.Name 77951		27
6	P.Name 77953	(38)	27
7	P.Name 77956		29
8	P.Name 77957		39
9	P.Name 77958	(73)	25
10	P.Name 77950		33
11	P.Name 77954		30
12	P.Name 77952		0
13	P.Name 77944		0
14	P.Name 77941		0
15	P.Name 77955	(73)	33
16	P.Name 77949	(38)	32

1	R.McCrorie		47
2	J.Tavernier	(73)	46
3	L.Balogun		46
4	C.Goldson		47
5	K.Roofe	(38)	45
6	N.Patterson		47
7	A.Morelas		46
8	F.Sakala		47
9	G.Stewart		47
10	R.Kent		48
11	J.Defoe		48
12	J.McLaughlin		0
13	F.Helander		0
14	N.Katic		0
15	I.Hagi		0
16	S.Wright		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Jermaine Defoe	from a corner
4 mins	Little Creek Wanderers	changed from 4 5 1 Attacking to 4 5 1
7 mins	Ryan Kent	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
10 mins	Jermaine Defoe	with a great solo effort
14 mins	Player Name 77954	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
14 mins	Alfredo Morelas	with a strike from the left wing
17 mins	Jermaine Defoe	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
21 mins	Ryan Kent	with the hand of God
24 mins	Player Name 77942	scuffed a penalty
24 mins	Jermaine Defoe	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
27 mins	Jermaine Defoe	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
31 mins	Ryan Kent	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
34 mins	Player Name 77942	scuffed a penalty
35 mins	Jermaine Defoe	with the bumcheek of God
38 mins	Kemar Roofe	Head butting
38 mins	Player Name 77953	A mild concussion
38 mins	Jermaine Defoe	with a belter from his own half
42 mins	Player Name 77958	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
42 mins	Jermaine Defoe	with a header from the penalty area
45 mins	Little Creek Wanderers	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
46 mins	Fashion Sakala	with a header from the penalty area
49 mins	Jermaine Defoe	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
52 mins	Player Name 77951	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
53 mins	Greg Stewart	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
56 mins	Alfredo Morelas	with a great chip from the left wing
59 mins	Jermaine Defoe	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
61 mins	Player Name 77950	with a spectacular bicycle kick
62 mins	Ryan Kent	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
65 mins	Player Name 77949	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
68 mins	Greg Stewart	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
70 mins	Player Name 77958	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
72 mins	Jermaine Defoe	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
73 mins	James Tavernier	Annoying the referee
73 mins	Player Name 77958	A mild concussion
75 mins	Jermaine Defoe	from the dressing room
78 mins	Jermaine Defoe	with the hand of God
80 mins	Player Name 77957	from a free kick
81 mins	Leon Balogun	from a throw in
85 mins	Jermaine Defoe	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
88 mins	Jermaine Defoe	with a lovely move from the right wing
89 mins	Player Name 77950	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

Match Report

Little Creek Wanderers must be wondering if We Play Like Girls were the local old folks' home in disguise after they stuffed them with a 26 - 7 lesson in scoring goals at will.
The team's performance is credit to the Little Creek Wanderers manager David McDonald and his decision to send his team Trip to the beach.
Coach David McDonald told missing player Stephen Wright he'd have to work hard for his place back after he missed this win due to a pathetic "a night in the cells. ".
We Play Like Girls's keeper Player Name 77942 couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
An incredible display by Little Creek Wanderers's midfield. They were like a moron on Mastermind. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass…
There are less suitable formations for Little Creek Wanderers's squad than 4 5 1 Attacking, but David McDonald would be advised to ignore those too.
"The lads picked their heads up off the ground," glowed manager David McDonald with pride following this win, "they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders."
For all the resistance We Play Like Girls offered as wave upon wave of Little Creek Wanderers attack rained down on them, you have to wonder if this game was actually being played on the same pitch.

Extra Information

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Michael McLintock

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