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MATCH REPORT
Thu, 29 Jan 2026 (Day: 34/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Tue, 20 Jan 2026
 
(13) 25 - (3) 6
FC NY Arrow   We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:13
  Division Pos:14
 
Goal Scorers
Player Name 49794 4 (og)
Hugh Score 7, 9, 16, 19, 41, 65, 78, 84
Mort Maxx 13, 47, 69
Manolo Maxx 22, 32, 81
Marty Maxx 29, 44
Stan Dup 35, 53, 62, 75
Edd Diddel 38
Micke Maxx 59
Conrad Domowskivicz 72
Bart Wall 90  
Player Name 49796 15, 58, 73
Britton Earle 29 (og)
Player Name 49798 44, 87  
 
Match Statistics
4 4 2 AttackingFormation3 2 5
68Possession32
25Shots8
10Fouls13
2Yellow Cards2
0Red Cards0
8Offsides4
LongballStylePassing
AttackingInstructionAttacking
NormalAggressionNormal
AstrosBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1W.Steele48
2B.Wall (80)47
3C.Domowskivicz48
4E.Diddel44
5B.Earle47
6M.Maxx30
7M.Maxx (41)48
8M.Maxx47
9M.Maxx46
10S.Dup48
11H.Score48
12K.Closer0
13M.Maxx0
14T.Derby0
15M.Maxx0
16J.Strap0
1P.Name 4978227
2P.Name 497830
3P.Name 4978630
4P.Name 497870
5P.Name 4979129
6P.Name 4979330
7P.Name 4979628
8P.Name 497970
9P.Name 4979826
10P.Name 49790 (31)34
11P.Name 49794 (68)28
12P.Name 497920
13P.Name 497840
14P.Name 497810
15P.Name 497950
16P.Name 497890
 
Time   Person Description
 4 minsPlayer Name 49794with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
 7 minsHugh Scorewith a powerful header into the top corner
 9 minsHugh Scorewith pin-point accuracy into the far corner
 13 minsMort Maxxafter he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 15 minsPlayer Name 49796with a dink right on the goal line
 16 minsHugh Scorewith a belter from his own half
 19 minsHugh Scorewith a header from the penalty area
 22 minsManolo Maxxafter a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
 26 minsHugh Scoreblasted a penalty into row z
 29 minsMarty Maxxafter he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 29 minsBritton Earlewith an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
 31 minsPlayer Name 49790Indecent exposure
 32 minsManolo Maxxwith a belter from his own half
 35 minsStan Dupwith a spectacular bicycle kick
 38 minsEdd Diddelwith a lucky rebound off the keeper
 41 minsMort MaxxHead butting
 41 minsHugh Scorewith a rocket from outside the penalty area
 44 minsMarty Maxxafter the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
 44 minsPlayer Name 49798with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
 47 minsMort Maxxwith a brave flying header
 50 minsHugh Scorescuffed a penalty
 53 minsStan Dupwith a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
 56 minsHugh Scoreblasted a penalty into row z
 58 minsPlayer Name 49796after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 59 minsMicke Maxxwith an amazing lob from an acute angle
 62 minsStan Dupafter he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 65 minsHugh Scorewith a header from the penalty area
 68 minsPlayer Name 49794Scrapping
 69 minsMort Maxxfrom a corner
 72 minsConrad Domowskiviczwith a belter from the halfway line
 73 minsPlayer Name 49796with a lovely move from the right wing
 75 minsStan Dupafter he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 78 minsHugh Scorewith a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 80 minsBart WallScrapping
 81 minsManolo Maxxafter a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
 84 minsHugh Scorewith a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
 87 minsPlayer Name 49798from a corner
 90 minsBart Wallwith an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
 
 
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Match Report
There's wins, there's comfortable wins and then there's the sort of win FC NY Arrow pulled out of the bag. At 25 - 6 you can see why We Play Like Girls were begging for mercy long before the final whistle put them out of their misery.
We Play Like Girls show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality.
When the shout of "mine" went up early in the game, We Play Like Girls must have thought the ball belonged to FC NY Arrow and felt it would be rude to take it off them.
We Play Like Girls keeper Player Name 49782 was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
The We Play Like Girls's defence will at least go home clean, they slid in for no tackles, the opposition's forwards went clean past them and even hung them out to dry!
Most of We Play Like Girls clearly thought 3 2 5 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
We Play Like Girls manager Guma . told irate fans: "If it wasn't for their goals, FC NY Arrow wouldn't have won."
The FC NY Arrow goals arrived like buses. not three at time, but you could have driven one through the We Play Like Girls defence all day long.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Jasper Goodhead
 
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