Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(11) 22
Hunter X Hunter				Green Shield Tornadoes
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Shirley Knot 18, 73 Dick Tater 36 Abe Rudder 55		Samson Night 4, 11, 15, 42, 63, 75 Ali Gator 8, 38, 45, 56, 89 Jim Nasium 22, 30, 34, 53, 60, 79 Lou Briccant 26, 67, 71 Adam Bomb 49 (og) Stan Dup 85

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	22
9	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	9
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Hugnkiss		48
2	P.Pantz		47
3	A.Bomb		58
4	A.Rudder		46
5	O.Whackew		44
6	R.Cranium		69
7	D.Tater	(57)	42
8	S.Knot		63
9	V.Veeta		0
10	J.Credible		0
11	S.Urai		0
12	A.Meway		0
13	R.Meeblind		0
14	D.Tater		0
15	T.Burr		0
16	V.Veeta		0

1	C.Lear		44
2	L.Briccant		90
3	S.Dup		87
4	S.Down		79
5	J.King	(62)	46
6	W.Deer		69
7	E.Ible		46
8	A.Structible		47
9	J.Nasium		42
10	A.Gator		66
11	S.Night		43
12	S.Pitt		0
13	P.Pantz		0
14	H.Fire		0
15	L.Sirr		0
16	A.Kaholic		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Samson Night	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
8 mins	Ali Gator	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
11 mins	Samson Night	with a belter from his own half
15 mins	Samson Night	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
18 mins	Shirley Knot	with a lovely move from the right wing
19 mins	Chanda Lear	blasted a penalty into row z
22 mins	Jim Nasium	with the hand of God
26 mins	Lou Briccant	with a great volley from 10 yards out
30 mins	Jim Nasium	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
34 mins	Jim Nasium	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
36 mins	Dick Tater	with a brave flying header
38 mins	Ali Gator	with a great volley from 10 yards out
42 mins	Samson Night	from a throw in
45 mins	Ali Gator	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
49 mins	Adam Bomb	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
53 mins	Jim Nasium	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
55 mins	Abe Rudder	with a dink right on the goal line
56 mins	Ali Gator	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
57 mins	Dick Tater	Spitting
60 mins	Jim Nasium	with a belter from the halfway line
62 mins	Joe King	Repeated fouling
63 mins	Samson Night	from a free kick
67 mins	Lou Briccant	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
71 mins	Lou Briccant	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
73 mins	Shirley Knot	with the bumcheek of God
75 mins	Samson Night	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
79 mins	Jim Nasium	from a goal kick
82 mins	Chanda Lear	blasted a penalty into row z
85 mins	Stan Dup	with a great volley from 10 yards out
89 mins	Ali Gator	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post

Match Report

Hunter X Hunter will just want to go home and forget this astonishing 22 - 4 thumping by a Green Shield Tornadoes side who just don't know when to stop. Maybe they could have spared their blushes if they just stayed at home in the first place.
Hunter X Hunter show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality.
Where ever Green Shield Tornadoes went so did the ball. It was like Mary and her little lamb out there.
Hunter X Hunter could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
Counter Attack was order of the day, good news for Green Shield Tornadoes, whereas "Play something different" will be order of tomorrow for Hunter X Hunter.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 4 4 2 was a good stab, unfortunately for Nick Bryson most of his squad are best on the bench.
"We had enough chances to win this game," remarked manager Noah Ault to anyone who'd listen. "In fact, we did win."
At the end of the day, you get the feeling the damage could have been a lot worse. And if this is a Green Shield Tornadoes side not yet playing at full tilt, the rest of the division better beware.

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