Match Report

	(10) 21	-	(2) 5
Zebra Legion Athletic				Melchester Rovers FC
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Slick Chillifeather 4, 25, 42, 51, 80, 85 Lucan Scribonia 8, 64, 68 Titus Forum Romana 12, 16, 54 Hubertus Slimibich 21, 30, 38, 47, 77, 88 Moonwind The Druid 34 Caligyula Gaius 59 Samson C.L.R Night 73 (og)		Roy R.Race 18 Chris C.L.R. Mass 35 (pen), 70 Tate C.L.R. Urchips 52, 87

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	4 3 3
68	Possession	32
21	Shots	5
7	Fouls	14
1	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	1
5	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	M.The Priest		46
2	C.Mahogany		47
3	G.Munsterveld	(24)	45
4	K.Manic-Atkins		46
5	H.Barca	(24,60)	46
6	L.Scribonia		47
7	R.Mr Disraeli		46
8	M.The Druid		46
9	S.Chillifeather		48
10	H.Slimibich		46
11	T.Forum Romana		45
12	C.A Pleb		0
13	S.Varrus		0
14	C.Ug Monster		0
15	C.Gaius	(24)	48
16	B.Bowman		0

1	G.Keeper		48
2	A.C.L.R Hugg		0
3	S.C.L.R Knott	(77)	46
4	W.C.L.R Legg		48
5	S.C.L.R Night		45
6	A.C.L.R Tricky	(24,52)	46
7	S.C.L.R.Manilla		0
8	H.C. Annsaw		0
9	R.R.Race		48
10	C.C.L.R. Mass		46
11	T.C.L.R. Urchips		42
12	S.Keeper		0
13	M.DeLawn		0
14	A.C.L.R. Kazz		0
15	D.C.L.R Lect		0
16	A.Thetires		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Slick Chillifeather	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
8 mins	Lucan Scribonia	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
12 mins	Titus Forum Romana	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
16 mins	Titus Forum Romana	from a goal kick
18 mins	Roy R.Race	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
21 mins	Hubertus Slimibich	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
24 mins	Alec C.L.R Tricky	Foul and abusive language
24 mins	Hannibal Barca	Foul and abusive language
24 mins	Gunther Munsterveld	A sprained wrist
25 mins	Slick Chillifeather	from a throw in
30 mins	Hubertus Slimibich	with a belter from his own half
34 mins	Moonwind The Druid	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
35 mins	Chris C.L.R. Mass	after ref awarded a penalty
38 mins	Hubertus Slimibich	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
42 mins	Slick Chillifeather	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
47 mins	Hubertus Slimibich	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
51 mins	Slick Chillifeather	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
52 mins	Alec C.L.R Tricky	Spitting
52 mins	Tate C.L.R. Urchips	with a lovely move from the right wing
54 mins	Titus Forum Romana	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
59 mins	Caligyula Gaius	with a lovely move from the right wing
60 mins	Hannibal Barca	Two-footed tackle
64 mins	Lucan Scribonia	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
68 mins	Lucan Scribonia	with a thunderous shot from distance
70 mins	Chris C.L.R. Mass	with a brave flying header
73 mins	Samson C.L.R Night	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
77 mins	Shirley C.L.R Knott	Indecent exposure
77 mins	Hubertus Slimibich	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
80 mins	Slick Chillifeather	with a brave flying header
85 mins	Slick Chillifeather	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
87 mins	Tate C.L.R. Urchips	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
88 mins	Hubertus Slimibich	with the hand of God

Match Report

Zebra Legion Athletic will be hoping for a few more games like this. They spanked Melchester Rovers FC an impressive 21 - 5.
When Zebra Legion Athletic's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
Was it Christmas out there? Must have seemed like it to Zebra Legion Athletic who were gifted possession every time Melchester Rovers FC touched the ball.
Hubertus Slimibich made sure he was owed a few favours by this Zebra Legion Athletic team mates with his 6 goal haul.
Scouts were spotted watching Melchester Rovers FC's midfield. But only as the scout leader had them working on their comedy badge, the passing play was laughable.
Alec C.L.R Tricky and Hannibal Barca had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
When the ref pointed to the spot for no reason, Melchester Rovers FC's Chris C.L.R. Mass tucked a superb penalty kick into the bottom corner despite the Zebra Legion Athletic keeper getting a hand to it.
"It wouldn't have taken much extra for to have won," bawled Steve Harris after being outwitted by Zebra Legion Athletic's manager. "We didn't underestimate them, they were just a lot better than we thought."
So near yet so far. All Melchester Rovers FC had to do to secure a draw was score a mere 21 times. Not too much to ask.

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