Match Report

	(2) 6	-	(5) 13
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Player Name 49798 13, 25, 60, 84 Player Name 49793 49 Player Name 49796 72		Player Name 77954 4 Player Name 77958 12, 67, 75, 87 Player Name 77942 17 (pen) Player Name 77953 26, 46, 59 Player Name 49793 34 (og) Player Name 77957 63 Player Name 77946 79 Player Name 77950 83

Match Statistics

3 2 5	Formation	2 5 3
56	Possession	44
15	Shots	13
10	Fouls	8
2	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 49782		27
2	P.Name 49783	(32)	29
3	P.Name 49786		0
4	P.Name 49787	(32,66)	32
5	P.Name 49791		0
6	P.Name 49793		30
7	P.Name 49796		28
8	P.Name 49797		0
9	P.Name 49798		26
10	P.Name 49790		0
11	P.Name 49794		28
12	P.Name 49792		0
13	P.Name 49784		0
14	P.Name 49781		0
15	P.Name 49795		0
16	P.Name 49789		0

1	P.Name 77942		30
2	P.Name 77943	(62)	32
3	P.Name 77946		26
4	P.Name 77947		0
5	P.Name 77951		27
6	P.Name 77953		27
7	P.Name 77956		29
8	P.Name 77957		39
9	P.Name 77958		25
10	P.Name 77950		33
11	P.Name 77954		30
12	P.Name 77952		0
13	P.Name 77944		0
14	P.Name 77941		0
15	P.Name 77955		0
16	P.Name 77949		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 77954	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
12 mins	Player Name 77958	from a throw in
13 mins	Player Name 49798	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
17 mins	Player Name 77942	after ref awarded a penalty
25 mins	Player Name 49798	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
26 mins	Player Name 77953	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
30 mins	Player Name 77942	blasted a penalty into row z
32 mins	Player Name 49783	No apparent reason
32 mins	Player Name 49787	No apparent reason
34 mins	Player Name 49793	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
36 mins	Player Name 49782	scuffed a penalty
37 mins	Player Name 77942	blasted a penalty into row z
42 mins	Player Name 77942	blasted a penalty into row z
46 mins	Player Name 77953	with a header from the penalty area
49 mins	Player Name 49793	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
54 mins	Player Name 77942	scuffed a penalty
59 mins	Player Name 77953	with a strike from the left wing
60 mins	Player Name 49798	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
62 mins	Player Name 77943	Scrapping
63 mins	Player Name 77957	with a flick on
66 mins	Player Name 49787	Foul and abusive language
67 mins	Player Name 77958	with a great volley from 10 yards out
72 mins	Player Name 49796	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
75 mins	Player Name 77958	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
79 mins	Player Name 77946	from a free kick
83 mins	Player Name 77950	with a flick on
84 mins	Player Name 49798	with a spectacular bicycle kick
87 mins	Player Name 77958	with a rocket from outside the penalty area

Match Report

Not so much a competitive game of football as a 90-minute target practise session for We Play Like Girls who battered the We Play Like Girls goal finding the target more often than not for a 13 - 6 rout.
The We Play Like Girls fans were calling for the head of manager Guma . after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 77952 missed the game after the vicar at his local church insisted he stop for a chat and a cup of tea after the service.
We Play Like Girls's keeper Player Name 49782 couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
After today Guma . cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Player Name 49783 and Player Name 49787 were as confused as Simon Pieman when he booked them for no apparent reason.
Most of We Play Like Girls clearly thought 3 2 5 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
In reply to criticisms of his management after We Play Like Girls's defeat, Guma . replied: "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."
All in all, a rather brutal display of ruthless goal-scoring efficiency from We Play Like Girls. Look and learn everyone, look and learn.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Windy

Muddy Pitch