The Division Sat, 24 Jan 2026

	(2) 5	-	(11) 22
We Play Like Girls				Hunter X Hunter
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Player Name 77953 13, 37 Player Name 77958 49, 72 Player Name 77946 60		Richard Cranium 4, 10, 16, 48, 70 Tim Burr 7 Justin Credible 13, 51 Sam Urai 22, 39, 58 Shirley Knot 28, 33, 67, 76 Amanda Hugnkiss 30 (pen) Val Veeta 42, 79, 84, 89 Dick Tater 46, 64

Match Statistics
2 5 3		Formation		3 2 5
31		Possession		69
7		Shots		22
13		Fouls		5
0		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
1		Offsides		1
Longball		Style		Continental
Counter Attack		Instruction		Counter Attack
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Astros		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 77942 30 2 P.Name 77943 0 3 P.Name 77946 26 4 P.Name 77947 0 5 P.Name 77951 27 6 P.Name 77953 27 7 P.Name 77956 0 8 P.Name 77957 39 9 P.Name 77958 25 10 P.Name 77950 33 11 P.Name 77954 30 12 P.Name 77952 0 13 P.Name 77944 0 14 P.Name 77941 0 15 P.Name 77955 0 16 P.Name 77949 0		1 A.Hugnkiss 48 2 T.Burr 86 3 A.Rudder 46 4 A.Bomb 69 5 V.Veeta 86 6 J.Credible 74 7 D.Tater 42 8 S.Knot 90 9 S.Urai 48 10 J.Credible 46 11 R.Cranium 45 12 V.Veeta 0 13 H.Fire 0 14 R.Meeblind 0 15 A.Meway 0 16 P.Pantz 0

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Richard Cranium	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
7 mins		Tim Burr	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
10 mins		Richard Cranium	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
13 mins		Player Name 77953	with a belter from his own half
13 mins		Justin Credible	with a powerful header into the top corner
16 mins		Richard Cranium	with a great solo effort
19 mins		Amanda Hugnkiss	scuffed a penalty
22 mins		Sam Urai	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
28 mins		Shirley Knot	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
30 mins		Amanda Hugnkiss	after ref awarded a penalty
33 mins		Shirley Knot	with a thunderous shot from distance
36 mins		Amanda Hugnkiss	scuffed a penalty
37 mins		Player Name 77953	with a strike from the left wing
39 mins		Sam Urai	from a free kick
42 mins		Val Veeta	with a header from the penalty area
46 mins		Dick Tater	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
48 mins		Richard Cranium	from the dressing room
49 mins		Player Name 77958	from a free kick
51 mins		Justin Credible	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
55 mins		Amanda Hugnkiss	blasted a penalty into row z
58 mins		Sam Urai	from a throw in
60 mins		Player Name 77946	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
61 mins		Amanda Hugnkiss	blasted a penalty into row z
64 mins		Dick Tater	with a belter from the halfway line
67 mins		Shirley Knot	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
70 mins		Richard Cranium	from the dressing room
72 mins		Player Name 77958	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
76 mins		Shirley Knot	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
79 mins		Val Veeta	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
84 mins		Val Veeta	with a flick on
89 mins		Val Veeta	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

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Match Report

There's hopeless situations and there's the situation We Play Like Girls find themselves in after losing 22 - 5 to Hunter X Hunter. Relegation surely beckons this season. Tactics? It doesn't look as though We Play Like Girls boss James Connor could even manage three Shredded Wheat at the moment. Player Name 77952 didn't show for his team because he had better things to do than kick a bag of wind around a patch of grass with a bunch of overweight losers. The only hope We Play Like Girls have of turning goalie Player Name 77942 into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts. We Play Like Girls have lost their shape up front recently. They're strikers are more Lisa Riley than Holly Valance, Both teams played in the game how it was meant to be played… if they were nine-year-old girls. So apart from the odd hair pull, the ref didn't feel the need to book anyone. We Play Like Girls's James Connor experiment with the 2 5 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face. "The lads picked their heads up off the ground," glowed manager Nick Bryson with pride following this win, "they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders." The vet added insult to injury when he arrived with a slobbering Labrador who licked all the players and slapped the club with a £1,000 bill for lab tests.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Wilmot Piddlethwaite	Snowy	Muddy Pitch