Match Report

	(8) 16	-	(4) 6
Zebra Legion Athletic				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Kloe Malywallyooo 4, 24, 44, 51 Slick Chillifeather 9, 13, 16 fiery dragon ria 27, 47, 59, 68 (pen) Hubertus Slimibich 31, 55, 84, 89 Caligyula Gaius 64		Player Name 46197 9, 33 (pen), 69 Player Name 46186 20 Player Name 46183 44 Player Name 46196 55

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	4 5 1
61	Possession	39
18	Shots	9
8	Fouls	14
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	C.Ug Monster		47
2	C.Mahogany		47
3	G.Munsterveld		48
4	K.Manic-Atkins		46
5	C.Gaius		48
6	T.Forum Romana		45
7	R.Mr Disraeli	(57)	46
8	J.Hetfield		48
9	f.dragon ria		48
10	S.Chillifeather	(28)	48
11	K.Malywallyooo		48
12	M.The Druid		0
13	B.Bowman		0
14	M.The Priest		0
15	H.Slimibich	(28)	46
16	C.A Pleb		0

1	P.Name 46180		30
2	P.Name 46183		33
3	P.Name 46186	(79)	34
4	P.Name 46184		31
5	P.Name 46189		32
6	P.Name 46196	(54)	30
7	P.Name 46194		33
8	P.Name 46192		41
9	P.Name 46195		0
10	P.Name 46199		32
11	P.Name 46197		44
12	P.Name 46198		0
13	P.Name 46185		0
14	P.Name 46188		0
15	P.Name 46190		0
16	P.Name 46191		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Kloe Malywallyooo	with a belter from his own half
9 mins	Slick Chillifeather	with a great volley from 10 yards out
9 mins	Player Name 46197	from a corner
13 mins	Slick Chillifeather	with a powerful header into the top corner
16 mins	Slick Chillifeather	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
20 mins	fiery dragon ria	blasted a penalty into row z
20 mins	Player Name 46186	with a dink right on the goal line
24 mins	Kloe Malywallyooo	with a powerful header into the top corner
27 mins	fiery dragon ria	with a belter from the halfway line
28 mins	Slick Chillifeather	A broken cheek bone
31 mins	Hubertus Slimibich	with a lovely move from the right wing
33 mins	Player Name 46197	after ref awarded a penalty
44 mins	Kloe Malywallyooo	from a throw in
44 mins	Player Name 46183	from a free kick
47 mins	fiery dragon ria	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
51 mins	Kloe Malywallyooo	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
54 mins	Player Name 46196	Spitting
55 mins	Hubertus Slimibich	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
55 mins	Player Name 46196	with a great chip from the left wing
57 mins	Rt Hon Mr Disraeli	Spitting
59 mins	fiery dragon ria	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
64 mins	Caligyula Gaius	with a strike from the left wing
68 mins	fiery dragon ria	after ref awarded a penalty
69 mins	Player Name 46197	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
72 mins	fiery dragon ria	blasted a penalty into row z
77 mins	fiery dragon ria	blasted a penalty into row z
79 mins	Player Name 46186	Faking injury
80 mins	fiery dragon ria	scuffed a penalty
84 mins	Hubertus Slimibich	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
89 mins	Hubertus Slimibich	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot

Match Report

Zebra Legion Athletic must feel good about their promotion chances after this 16 - 6 win over We Play Like Girls.
The Tory Party look more organised than this lot. We Play Like Girls manager sam whittle is lucky to still have a job after today's effort.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 46188 made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone.
Hubertus Slimibich scored after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot to take his total for the match to 4 goals.
Zebra Legion Athletic's hardworking midfield is behind all that's good in the team's play.
After being scythed down in the opposition box, We Play Like Girls's Player Name 46197 stepped up to put the resulting penalty in the back of the net with aplomb. He kicked the ball first though.
Zebra Legion Athletic's winning manager kevin atkins commented after the game: "It goes to show there's no alternative to quality. Well, sam whittle's team found one. But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
Whatever they're putting in the water in the Zebra Legion Athletic dressing room they should reduce the dosage to save opposition blushes.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Normal

Soft Pitch