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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 30 Jan 2026 (Day: 35/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 29 Jan 2026
 
(3) 7 - (5) 9
BUCCANEERS   Little Creek Wanderers
Division Pos:3
  Division Pos:6
 
Goal Scorers
Justin Credible 18, 57, 84
Russell Ingleaves 28
Ariel Hassle 39, 75
Al Kaholic 66  
Greg Stewart 7, 21, 28, 34, 59, 67
Filip Helander 14
Ianis Hagi 51, 83  
 
Match Statistics
4 4 2Formation4 5 1 Attacking
34Possession66
8Shots14
10Fouls11
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
1Offsides1
PassingStyleLongball
Counter AttackInstructionDefensive
PansyAggressionNormal
MouldedBootsStudded
 
Player Ratings
1W.Piece46
2E.Ible (64)48
3A.Kaholic79
4A.Nino45
5R.Ingleaves48
6B.Ding71
7A.Kaholic43
8S.Knot45
9W.Deer45
10A.Hassle47
11J.Credible47
12S.Dup0
13H.deMann (64) (90)48
14H.Annsaw0
15D.Buratto0
16A.Hassle0
1J.McLaughlin47
2J.Tavernier46
3N.Katic48
4F.Helander46
5K.Roofe45
6S.Wright (64)46
7I.Hagi46
8O.McDonald47
9L.Balogun46
10R.Kent48
11G.Stewart47
12A.McGregor0
13M.Polster0
14A.Morelas0
15J.Defoe0
16R.McCrorie0
 
Time   Person Description
 7 minsGreg Stewartwith a header from the penalty area
 7 minsLittle Creek Wandererschanged from 4 5 1 Attacking to 4 5 1
 14 minsFilip Helanderwith a lucky rebound off the keeper
 18 minsJustin Crediblefrom a goal kick
 21 minsGreg Stewartafter he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 28 minsRussell Ingleavesfrom a free kick
 28 minsGreg Stewartwith the bumcheek of God
 34 minsGreg Stewartwith a lovely move from the right wing
 39 minsAriel Hasslewith a great volley from 10 yards out
 45 minsLittle Creek Wandererschanged from Defensive to Counter Attack
 47 minsWarren Pieceblasted a penalty into row z
 51 minsIanis Hagiwith a great solo effort
 57 minsJustin Crediblewith a lucky rebound off the keeper
 59 minsGreg Stewartwith a belter from his own half
 64 minsStephen WrightDangerous tackling
 64 minsEd IbleA sprained wrist
 66 minsAl Kaholicafter a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
 67 minsGreg Stewartwith a belter from his own half
 75 minsAriel Hassleafter he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
 83 minsIanis Hagiwith a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 84 minsJustin Crediblewith a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
 90 minsHugh deMannAnnoying the referee
 
 
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Match Report
With a move upwards now firmly in their sights, David McDonald team are pushing hard for promotion. Taking three points off BUCCANEERS can only help their cause.
The BUCCANEERS fans were calling for the head of manager Julian Martinez after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Little Creek Wanderers had so much possession they made The Exorcist look a vicar's tea party.
After scoring twice, the BUCCANEERS crowd urged Justin Credible onto his hat trick which duly came with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar.
With all the stature of a small, limp cock BUCCANEERS's counter attacking style was found lacking against and could not penetrate Little Creek Wanderers's defensive style.
Ed Ible misses 4 weeks for BUCCANEERS with a sprained wrist.
"A lot of hard work went into this defeat," sobbed manager Julian Martinez "That said, this was a smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there was one."
Some results are written in the stars. Shame BUCCANEERS didn't check their horoscopes before kick-off.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Wilmot Piddlethwaite
 
Windy
 
Muddy Pitch
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