Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(6) 11
Right Enuff				Green Shield Tornadoes
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Kenneth Kenneth* 18 Gerard Pique* 33 Wayne Deer 51 (og) Alan Shearer 68, 84		Lou Sirr 5 Stan Dup 11 Sid Down 16 Al Kaholic 22, 53 Jim Nasium 34, 65 Wayne Deer 41 Andy Structible 47 Ed Ible 59, 72

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	1 4 5
46	Possession	54
13	Shots	14
13	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	J.Roc		48
2	K.Kel		47
3	G.Pique*		48
4	W.Miller		48
5	M.Rodondo		48
6	F.Beckenbauer*		48
7	M.DeLawn		0
8	A.Mitchell	(90)	48
9	D.La Cruz		0
10	K.Kenneth*		48
11	A.Shearer		48
12	K.Chelskis		0
13	A.Hugnkiss		0
14	B.Gunn		0
15	U.Don		0
16	A.Taylor		0

1	B.Crobbery	77
2	S.Dup	87
3	T.Burr	70
4	W.Deer	68
5	A.Structible	47
6	S.Pitt	46
7	L.Sirr	46
8	J.Nasium	42
9	A.Kaholic	42
10	E.Ible	46
11	S.Down	86
12	C.Lear	0
13	A.Gator	0
14	V.Lay	0
15	P.Pantz	0
16	S.Night	0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Lou Sirr	with a brave flying header
11 mins	Stan Dup	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
16 mins	Sid Down	from a throw in
18 mins	Kenneth Kenneth*	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
22 mins	Al Kaholic	with a great chip from the left wing
28 mins	Ed Ible	blasted a penalty into row z
33 mins	Gerard Pique*	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
34 mins	Jim Nasium	with a thunderous shot from distance
41 mins	Wayne Deer	with a thunderous shot from distance
47 mins	Andy Structible	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
51 mins	Wayne Deer	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
53 mins	Al Kaholic	with a lovely move from the right wing
59 mins	Ed Ible	with a dink right on the goal line
65 mins	Jim Nasium	with a strike from the left wing
68 mins	Alan Shearer	with a great chip from the left wing
72 mins	Ed Ible	with a brave flying header
78 mins	Al Kaholic	scuffed a penalty
84 mins	Alan Shearer	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
90 mins	Alan Mitchell	Scrapping
90 mins	Al Kaholic	scuffed a penalty

Match Report

Right Enuff need to take a long hard look at some sort of Football For Beginners book after their 11 - 5 defeat against Green Shield Tornadoes.
Today Green Shield Tornadoes's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day.
Dooz La Cruz didn't show for the game because there was a Grand Prix on the telly. And it was a bit too cold outside to be wearing shorts.
Right Enuff keeper Jay Roc was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
Right Enuff's forwards are starting to resemble a pair of nursery school scissors. They lack any real cutting edge.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 1 4 5 formation look impressive, Green Shield Tornadoes however make it look very ordinary.
"In all honesty, it was a game we should have won," claimed manager The Bride. "We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result."
A win for Green Shield Tornadoes wasn't much of a surprise but what did you expect? A naked lady jumping out of a big cake?

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Buster Jones Junior

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