The Division Thu, 29 Jan 2026

	(1) 2	-	(14) 22
We Play Like Girls				Unlucky Ducks United
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Player Name 49798 43 Player Name 49796 68		Joe Czarfunee 4, 7 (pen), 10, 16, 19, 22, 29, 35, 38, 44, 47, 50, 63, 68, 81 Leo Tarred 13 (pen), 88 Player Name 49786 26 (og) Joe Czarfunee 32 Lou Briccant 41 Adam Bomb 54 Al Kaholic 65

Match Statistics
3 2 5		Formation		4 4 2 Attacking
38		Possession		62
10		Shots		22
18		Fouls		10
0		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
1		Offsides		1
Passing		Style		Continental
Attacking		Instruction		Defensive
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Studded		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 49782 27 2 P.Name 49783 0 3 P.Name 49786 30 4 P.Name 49787 32 5 P.Name 49791 29 6 P.Name 49793 30 7 P.Name 49796 28 8 P.Name 49797 0 9 P.Name 49798 26 10 P.Name 49790 0 11 P.Name 49794 28 12 P.Name 49792 0 13 P.Name 49784 0 14 P.Name 49781 0 15 P.Name 49795 0 16 P.Name 49789 0		1 B.Frapples 45 2 J.Czarfunee 46 3 E.Ible 47 4 R.Ingleaves 46 5 L.Tarred (59) 45 6 L.Briccant 47 7 L.Tarred 47 8 A.Bomb 44 9 L.Briccant 47 10 L.Briccant 47 11 J.Czarfunee 46 12 L.Lyde 0 13 C.Needzit 0 14 M.Absent 0 15 A.Kaholic (59) (75) 46 16 B.Dwyer 0

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Joe Czarfunee	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
7 mins		Joe Czarfunee	after ref awarded a penalty
10 mins		Joe Czarfunee	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
13 mins		Leo Tarred	after ref awarded a penalty
16 mins		Joe Czarfunee	with a strike from the left wing
18 mins		Player Name 49782	blasted a penalty into row z
19 mins		Joe Czarfunee	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
22 mins		Joe Czarfunee	with a belter from the halfway line
26 mins		Player Name 49786	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
29 mins		Joe Czarfunee	with a thunderous shot from distance
32 mins		Joe Czarfunee	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
35 mins		Joe Czarfunee	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
38 mins		Joe Czarfunee	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
41 mins		Lou Briccant	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
43 mins		Player Name 49798	with a belter from the halfway line
44 mins		Joe Czarfunee	from a goal kick
47 mins		Joe Czarfunee	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
50 mins		Joe Czarfunee	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
54 mins		Adam Bomb	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
56 mins		Joe Czarfunee	blasted a penalty into row z
59 mins		Leo Tarred	A mild concussion
63 mins		Joe Czarfunee	with a spectacular bicycle kick
65 mins		Al Kaholic	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
68 mins		Player Name 49796	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
68 mins		Joe Czarfunee	with a header from the penalty area
71 mins		Joe Czarfunee	scuffed a penalty
75 mins		Al Kaholic	Faking injury
75 mins		Joe Czarfunee	scuffed a penalty
81 mins		Joe Czarfunee	from a free kick
88 mins		Leo Tarred	from a throw in
90 mins		Lou Briccant	blasted a penalty into row z

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Match Report

This isn't how the season was supposed to go. No one chooses to lose, but playing like this they don't look good enough to win. There's usually only one outcome for teams unable to win. Relegation surely beckons. What a tactician Unlucky Ducks United manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Jokke Potte would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning. With Player Name 49790 missing today's game due to an early start at the pub. , it's no wonder We Play Like Girls took a beating. So will Player Name 49790 when his teammates get hold of him. Keeper Player Name 49782 should stop for some sleeping pills on his way home, there's no way he will sleep after his atrocious performance in the We Play Like Girls goal. They say you can't pass a camel through the eye of a needle, but after Unlucky Ducks United's midfield stunning performance today you'd back them to have a good go. Leo Tarred missed yet another game due to a mild concussion. One look at the standings, and a quick glance at the upcoming fixtures, will tell you why the smart money is going large for Unlucky Ducks United. A quick maths lesson is probably now in order for We Play Like Girls. How many points will they need to win to avoid facing the drop?

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Wilmot Piddlethwaite	Hot	Normal Pitch